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Author: Translation Page 2
Very Suspicious Supermarket
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Please Throw Anything & Toilet Paper Into the Toilet Bowel
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In China
Do Not Walk the Grass
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On a lawn
For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.
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Sign in a Hong Kong supermarket
The first episode of "Joanie Loves Chachi" was the highest rated American program in the history of Korean television.
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(“chachi" is Korean for penis)
Boys style little chickens.
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From a menu in Spain
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
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In a Norwegian cocktail lounge
Please fasten seatbelt to prepare for crash.
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Sign in a Tokyo taxi
Do Do Coffee
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In Taiwan
Great looks. And brian, too.
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Part of iPod ad in Taiwan
Protect CircumStance begibn with me.
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On a trash receptacle
Please deposit your valuables in the management.
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A Chinese hotel instruction Card
Welcome to the only Catholic Country in Asia!
Beware of Pickpockets
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Near a church in the Philippines
Foam sword bean coarse cereals wraps up flesh
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From menu in China
Be Careful of Crashing Head
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Sign in a park in China
CAUTION – Blade Extremely Sharp! Keep Out of Children
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I love Dalmatian – only imflowing you don’t flowing imflowing I must go to you stay a place
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On a ‘Dalmatian-spotted’ a gift bag in Japan
Zit
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A Greek soft drink
WARNING: Keep out of children
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On a Korean kitchen knife
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
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On the menu at a Polish hotel
Please unlight all lighted cigarettes before inhaling beyond this position.
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A no smoking sign
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