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Author: Translation Page 20
Look! Our new baby is on our car!
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A “Baby on Board” type sticker on a car in Hong Kong
Teppan Yaki (Before Your Cooked Right Eyes)
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In a Japanese restaurant
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
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In a Vienna hotel
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
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In a Copenhagen airline ticket office
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
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From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner
To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
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On the faucet in a Finnish washroom
A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but no trouser.
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In a French hotel
Dangerous Not to Swim
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Warning sign in Mexico
Living Ehglish Language
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English instruction book in Korea
NOTICE No washing hair or clothes in the toilet please.
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Slow Men at Work
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Sign in the Philippines
Shocking
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A Japanese chewing gum
Sorry, I am unintentional! – Funny Toy
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On practical joke toy in China
Little grass is having rest, please don’t disturb them.
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A “Keep Off the Grass” sign in China
Cease Fire
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Sign over a fire extinguisher in India
Warning! If The Help Desk Thinks Your Question is Stupid, We Will Set You On Fire
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Sign in a hotel
Indonesian Nazi Goreng
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In Hong Kong
Cold Hot Drinks
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Sign outside store
Clean Finger Nail
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Brand of Chinese tissues
Apple Stoer
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On an Apple Store ripoff in China
Creap Creamy Powder
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Japanese coffee creamer
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