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Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.
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Signs
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At a zoo in Thailand
Caution, butt head against the wall
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You’d better begin your sexual intercourse after the delivery after the one mouth check-up with a doctor.
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Sex
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Notice for pregnant women at a health center in Japan
Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. [sic]
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In a Tokyo Hotel
This article is turning me on I don’t know the reason WHY though Cause I want to win the favor of
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Use repeatedly for severe damage.
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On a shampoo bottle
Customers giving orders will be swiftly executed.
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In a Hong Kong tailor shop
We thank him to discover their head before of entering to this enclosure
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In Mexico
French fried ships
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In a Cairo restaurant
Feman
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Signs
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Sign over a women’s restroom
Half the fat and calories of regular water! *contains artificial water flavoring
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On a “Diet Water” bottle
Because the important activity, is gone on a sightseeing tour by you bring about forgiving inconveniently, please.
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A sign in a museum outside the forbidden city in Beijing
Food Coat
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On a map of a “Food Court” in Japan mall
Morning Scorn Set
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Box of scones in Japan
Petal Attraction
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On a Philippine floral shop
Please unlight all lighted cigarettes before inhaling beyond this position.
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A no smoking sign
Now you can see what you are screwing in the dark!
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On the packaging for a screw driver with a small flashlight in the handle
Crundy
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A Japanese gourmet candy
A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
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In an East African newspaper
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
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A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest
Members and Non-Members Only
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Outside a Mexico City disco
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