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Carspa – Best hand job
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Signs
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A carwash in the Philippines
TOILET – One Place One Dream
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In China
Do not use mental tools for prolonging the life of the pan.
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On packaging for a stir fry pan
Botanic Sweet Words – Remove Horniness in 1 Minute
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On a package of an edible product in South Africa
Toes with butter and jam
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On a restaurant menu in Bali
Valued Squirrel
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Signs
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Name of a clothing store in Chinese mall
No Urinate Zone • No Pis Zone – Camera Watching You
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Outside a building in Latin America
Eat your fingers off
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KFC's “finger lickin' good” as originally translated in China
Parasite Pals. – Here is the girl with small friends of life present for always. Some irritation she finds with them, but much fun and love is to be shared! – Dig Dig Head Louse is a bossy friend. He is always working with building things. He lives on Holly's head and gives much itching.
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From a toy package found in Chinatown in San Francisco
Dresses for street walking.
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Outside a Paris dress shop
Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
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On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong
To connect your computer to the internet lard line, please refer to the instruction booklet located in the desk.
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In a Japanese hotel room
NOKIA – connocting poopie [sic]
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Communication
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Toilet – Please Stay in Your Car
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A road sign
Handjob
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Name of a legitimate massage shop in Tokyo
Drop your trousers here for best results.
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In a Bangkok dry cleaners
Take care to fall into water
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Signs
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A “Watch Your Step” sign in China
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
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In an Acapulco hotel
Starbox Coffee
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At a Starbucks chop ripoff in China
iPoo
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On boxes of iPod ripoffs in China
Chicken fish rabbit
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On a menu in China
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