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Lest in Peace
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Tattoo seen in Japan
Typical Fast Food
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At a takeout restaurant in China
Jojo’s Beauty Salon, for Man and Woman
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On a billboard in Asia
The first episode of "Joanie Loves Chachi" was the highest rated American program in the history of Korean television.
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(“chachi" is Korean for penis)
Valued Squirrel
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Name of a clothing store in Chinese mall
To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
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On the faucet in a Finnish washroom
Have You Eat? – Eat For the Butter Growth – We Have Food * Solft Drinks Here
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Outside an Oriental market
Garlic Coffee
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In a European restaurant
Fresh Crap $7.99/lb.
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In a grocery store
Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Shit down!
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Sign by a sofa in a furniture store in Japan
Indonesian Nazi Goreng
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In Hong Kong
Baby Maker
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Brand of Japanese CDs
Because the important activity, is gone on a sightseeing tour by you bring about forgiving inconveniently, please.
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A sign in a museum outside the forbidden city in Beijing
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
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On the door of a Moscow hotel room
French fried ships
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In a Cairo restaurant
Strawberry crap.
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From a menu in Japan
Spraying of water chicken food
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Slogan of a chain of Chicken restaurants in Taiwan
Strawberry crap
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In a Japanese restaurant
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
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In a Japanese hotel
Fire! It is what can doing, we hope. No fear. Not ourselves. Say quickly to all people coming up down everywhere a prayer. Always is a clerk. He is assured of safety by expert men who are in the bar for telephone for the fighters of the fire to come out.
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In a Rome hotel
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