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Author: Translation Page 8
Warning! If The Help Desk Thinks Your Question is Stupid, We Will Set You On Fire
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Sign in a hotel
Peppers Love Small Cock
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On a menu in China
A French chick on a plater
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On a menu in Thailand
Live Lobster
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On package of frozen lobster in a Korean market
Foam sword bean coarse cereals wraps up flesh
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From menu in China
Superglans
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A Netherlands car wax brand
Defecation Tea
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Brand of health tea in China
The chicken soup searches and confiscates hand
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On a menu in China
Irony Fire Extinguisher
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A sign in China
The first episode of "Joanie Loves Chachi" was the highest rated American program in the history of Korean television.
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(“chachi" is Korean for penis)
Garlic Coffee
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In a European restaurant
Our Suggestion is Most Welcome
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In China
This is natural deliciousness given from warm solar light and a rich field. Attach it to time of your wonderful tea. Please ear it on the tea time of afternoon.
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On the wrapper of a brand of tea cookies
SERVING SUGGESTION: Defrost.
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On frozen Chow Mein from China
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
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In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist
Mole Restroom
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(Male) in China
Creap Creamy Powder
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Japanese coffee creamer
I ♥ My Puppy
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Cat food in Japan
Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.
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At a zoo in Thailand
Club The Kids
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Name of a children’s camp
J. Quick & Hard. Co.
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Company name
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