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Author: Translation Page 8
French Elegance & German Quality – If you are tired of different services always sending different, unexpirance people without konwlage of basic English, call us at…
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Hot dogs and AIDS – 2.50
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In a Chinese grocery store
Here speeching American
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At Majorcan shop entrance
Bed – Small Pox – Mirror – Floor
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Buttons on a desk control panel in Japan
Sorry, I am unintentional! – Funny Toy
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On practical joke toy in China
If you have special things such as: Gold, Bucks, and other thing to keep oneself.
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On a list of rules at a guest house in Cambodia
The small grass is feel ashamed to smile, please don’t bother it.
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A “Keep of the Grass” sign in China
The provision of a large French widow in every room adds to the visitors comfort.
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A Spanish hotel ad
Gives you strong mouth and refreshing wind!
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On a toothbrush package in a Tokyo hotel
Hua Tian Hotel is among the few best foreign affairs hotels.
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From a hotel brochure in China
HAIR DRYER – This product has already passed the Chinese … compulsory sex understanding
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In China
Living Ehglish Language
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English instruction book in Korea
I'm Dripper
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A Japanese instant coffee
No Crossing Pedestrians will be apprehended.
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Sign in the Philippines
PHAT DONG Really Fills You Up!
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Dangerous Not to Swim
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Warning sign in Mexico
1. Lift up the brainpan of crocodile until it make the sound as “KACA.” 2. Press down the tooth of the crocodile randomly…
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Part of the instructions on a game in China
Happiness is getting past pasta joke.
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Mr. Zheng and his fellowworkers like to meet you and entertain you with their hostility and unique cooking techniques.
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On a Chinese menu
Guests should announce abandonment of their rooms before 12 o'clock, emptying the room at the latest until 14 o'clock for the use of the room before 5 at the arrival after the 16 o'clock at the departure will be billed as one more night.
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In a Sarajevo hotel
Pork with fresh garbage
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In a Vietnamese restaurant
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