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Michaelsoft Binbows
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A computer store in Japan
Microsoft Windows
Sweat from the trolley
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In a European restaurant
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
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In the window of a Swedish furrier
Beware of being eaten by small children due to small parts.
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A toy package warning
Not only quench our thirst through perspiration, but supplement vitamin C positively.
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On a vitamin drink label
Drunken Bro Bar
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Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
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In a Norwegian cocktail lounge
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
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In a Bucharest hotel lobby
Invisible service is available for your rest not being disturbed.
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In a hotel in China
St. Varentines’ Day
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Sign at a shop in Japan
Special today – no ice cream.
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In a Swiss mountain inn
Apple Stoer
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On an Apple Store ripoff in China
No peddling, Violators will be clamped down.
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In Taiwan
Its translucent color so alluring and its taste and aroma so gentle and mellow offer admiring feelings of a graceful lady. Enjoy soft and juicy Kasugai Muscat Gummy.
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On the packaging of Japanese candy
Employees Must Wash Hands Before Living
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English well talking.
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From a Morrocan shop entrance
No Urinate Zone • No Pis Zone – Camera Watching You
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Outside a building in Latin America
Supper Glue
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Glue package in Thailand
J. Quick & Hard. Co.
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Company name
Warning! If The Help Desk Thinks Your Question is Stupid, We Will Set You On Fire
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Sign in a hotel
All Employees Must Wash Genitals
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