Author: A Murphy's Military Law Page 2

If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.

Military

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!

Arms Conflict Military Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

When in doubt, empty the magazine.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.

Arms Intelligence Military

The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If the enemy is in range, so are you!

Military Murphy’s Laws

The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.

Military

No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.

Military Murphy’s Laws

There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss.

Military

Neutral countries – aren’t.

Government Military Murphy’s Laws Places

Don’t draw fire, it irritates the people around you.

Military Murphy’s Laws

A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

Military Murphy’s Laws

All five-second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Recoilless rifles – aren’t.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Fortify your front; you’ll get your rear shot up.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Suppressive fires – won’t.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Things that must be together to work usually can't be shipped together; things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't.

Murphy’s Laws