Author: A Murphy's Military Law Page 2

All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.

Military Murphy’s Laws

All other things being equal, the side with the simplest uniforms wins.

Appearance Clothing Military Murphy’s Laws

The Cavalry doesn’t always come to the rescue.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat.

Conflict Military Murphy’s Laws War

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.

Military

The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.

Communication Military

Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The easy way is always mined.

Military Murphy’s Laws

There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss.

Military

The weight of all of your equipment is proportional to the cube of the time you have been carrying it.

Military

Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss; whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.

Military

No plan survives first contact intact.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Odd objects attract fire… never lurk behind one.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.

Military

Recoilless rifles – aren’t.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Try to look unimportant, because the bad guys may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Field experience is something you never get until just after you need it.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Any ship can be a minesweeper… once.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws War

Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.

Military Murphy’s Laws