Author: Archie Bunker Page 14

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest.

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Mixed metaphors

It ain’t enough that he’s a Pinko and an atheist; you gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

My hunka flywood is ripped off!

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Malaprops

I was just a little bit exstartled about being called out of the ordinary.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that.

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Malaprops

That’s a genuine fac-same-ully.

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Misspokements

The highest standard of living – the grossest national product.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Wouldn’t let ’em get in a word wedgewise.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

All your friends are gonna be green with envious.

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Characteristics Misspokements

Won by your distinguished incrumbent.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I got bigger fish to fly.

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Malaprops

You’re trying to give him goremets dinners.

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Food/Drink Malaprops

I wasn’t referencin’ to myself.

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Misspokements

Largess, smalless, any kind of ess.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Let fightin' dogs lie.

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Animals Malaprops Situations

It really kind of infilterates the no-strils.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I’d say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Yankin’ out the tonsils and the adenoods.

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Health Malaprops

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth.

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Communication TV/Movie Quotes Wordplay

You have turned into a pyronymphiac.

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Misspokements

When the whole neighborhood turns into a smelting pot.

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Malaprops