Author: Archie Bunker Page 14

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You’re the one who got me into this whole expensive party here.

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Malaprops

I’m due at the ballet. They’re doin’ Swoon Lake.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Tell her I ain’t crawlin’ home to her with my tail between her legs.

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Malaprops

Show me where to put my John Hancrock.

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Misspokements

If everything is good in the henhouse, you see don’t have to go out for eggs.

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Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

All kids are trouble, Edith; and I don’t wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one.

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Children Malaprops

No matter how long we’ve been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, “turn me over.”

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

As one of the faithful constituitionals.

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Malaprops

Oh graytin potatoes

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Food/Drink Malaprops

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke.

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Health Misspokements

Didn’t he take the exercise tax off cars?

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Malaprops

That there is an invason of my privates.

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Malaprops

Absolutely free, or greatis.

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Malaprops

Something’s rotten in the state of Denver.

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Malaprops

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice.

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Malaprops

I wanna read ya something right out of the allamac.

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Malaprops

Present company suspected

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Malaprops

So I started giving her mouth to mouth restitution, there.

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Malaprops

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman.

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Malaprops

One of these days I’m gonna dehead myself.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes