Author: Archie Bunker Page 22

Present company suspected

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Ya don’t have to soft soap me.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

A witness shall not bear falsies against thy neighbor.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Characteristics Lies

Ain’t ya never heard of Medicure?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Stop soft soapin’ and trying to deterge the judge!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I ain't gonna eat this food with these Chink pick-up sticks.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

There’s a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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I don’t think he’s gonna come Edith. He just ain’t got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

You’re a hairess.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

The titular head… that’s the mother, ain’t it?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, “Fourscore and seven years ago.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

One of the funniest antidotes of all time.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Throwing bricks and bottles, it’s like a regular inserruption.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

As one of the faithful constituitionals.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

B’nai Briss

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs Malaprops Religion

No matter how long we’ve been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, “turn me over.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

The word is psalm – S-O-M.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Hanging around my neck like an albacross.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Nice quiet, waddya call, stablishment.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

That’s a genuine fac-same-ully.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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