Author: Archie Bunker Page 22

I was readin’ an article about the animal population – there’s millions of pets explodin’.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Hot flushes and mentalpause.

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Malaprops

That one kind of grapes on my nerves.

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Malaprops

Even Robinson Crusoe had company on Friday.

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People

A witness shall not bear falsies against thy neighbor.

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Characteristics Lies

What ya do in the privates of your own room is your own privates.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Mouth-to-mouth restitution.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Shut the door will the two of yas, we’re catchin’ ammonia.

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Malaprops

Look at you, you're white as a goat.

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Appearance Malaprops

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, definition of character.

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Malaprops

Largess, smalless, any kind of ess.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You ain’t got no qualifidations.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Corona-rary bypass.

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Health Malaprops

This is only a little mispensation.

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Misspokements

As Doris Day used to sing Que Seroo Seroo.

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Communication Language Malaprops

I wasn’t referencin’ to myself.

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Misspokements

Senatorial, governorial, mayororial

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Government Malaprops

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he’s coming over here to claim his pound of fish.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Voosa Versa

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

New mother… they get a sense of waddya call, the maternals.

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Malaprops