Author: Archie Bunker Page 23

You ain’t got no qualifidations.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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These people know a lot about that voodoody-ohh-doo-doo.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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As the French used to say "the peace of resistance."

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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It’s a well known hysterical fact: they gave ’em an inch of CzechosloWakia and they took Poland.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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Nice quiet, waddya call, stablishment.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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Your face is a household word.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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She takes everything I say out of contest.

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That’s a genuine fac-same-ully.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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Look at you, you're white as a goat.

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Commenstrual with my experience.

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One man's goose is another man's dander.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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You don’t hear me gettin’ historical.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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Early in the morning when the crows cock.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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This ain’t one of these slighthearted occasions.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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You’d think I was Lazarus rising from the bed.

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Too long they’ve been gettin’ the short end of the totem pole.

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Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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It took me 20 years to memorize the deformaties of the room.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman.

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One of those digitalis clocks.

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Oh graytin potatoes

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