Author: Archie Bunker Page 26

Utrilities

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You’re sicker than me? Edith, get me the other fomometer.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Excitement to riot.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Transflusions

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George Meaney, head of the UFO-CIA.

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Probably a torn filament right there in the kneecap.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Volcanoes erupting hot guava.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Up there in his ivory shower.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Look at the two chimpanzoos over here.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Hemmoroods

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Too long they’ve been gettin’ the short end of the totem pole.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Do you think that suppository is gonna be safe from me there, Edith?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Senatorial, governorial, mayororial

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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest.

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That’s what Abel was saying when he got it in the back from his own brother with a cane.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… buy one of them battery operated transvestite radios.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I got bigger fish to fly.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

There’s a strong criminal relement up there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Welcome to our home; and as youse people say "shaboom."

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The first minute we get something beautiful going you got a way of saying things that just, I dunno, breaks the whole spill.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)