Author: Archie Bunker Page 26

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we’re gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower.

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Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns.

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Malaprops

You’re sicker than me? Edith, get me the other fomometer.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

And that's the crutch of the situation.

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Malaprops

Edith, hold it! You are invading the issue.

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Malaprops

Most of ’em have more hismones than hermones.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Hemmoroods

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Misspokements

I ain’t in a happy frame of mood.

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Emotions Happiness Malaprops Mind

Do you think that suppository is gonna be safe from me there, Edith?

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Health Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he’s coming over here to claim his pound of fish.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

We’ll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Like in that picture, “The Prince & The Porpoise.”

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Ain’t ya never heard of Medicure?

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Malaprops

Rip Van Heussen

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Malaprops

Women Liberteens

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I got bigger fish to fly.

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Malaprops

Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Welfare incipients

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Everyone I like stays the hell away from me.

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Age Friends People

Wild hornets couldn’t drag me there.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women’s Lubrication Movement.

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