Author: Archie Bunker Page 26

This is a Jewish cake – they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed.

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Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness.

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Corona-rary bypass.

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… baby lying in the bassinoot.

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Women Liberteens

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What’d ya do, sneak off to some chyropractor and get yourself fixed?

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Early in the morning when the crows cock.

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My own tax expert, H & R Crock.

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I told him no. N, O, W — no!

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I got nothin’ against mankind; it’s people I can’t stand.

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Look at the two chimpanzoos over here.

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… birth patrol pills.

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Stamped inedibly on my heart.

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Marchin’ in all the peace riots.

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Tell ’em we’re all decreased – we went last night in a suicide pact.

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In her elastic stockings, next to her very close veins.

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I didn’t ask her for nothin.’ It was her that reduced me.

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Like the Good Book says, let him who is without sin… be the rollin’ stone.

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Well, as they say que seray seray.

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This is all the fault of that Helen Curly Steinway.

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New mother – they get a sense of waddya call, “the maternals.”

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