Author: Archie Bunker Page 26

There’s an old saying: “Ya don’t keep runnin’ after you catch the bus.”

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You may have heard some funny comedians in your time – Milton Berlin, Don Trickles.

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Everything is just peaches and beans.

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Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice.

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It’s in an upward spinal.

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The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle.

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I ain’t no counterfeeter.

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It ain’t enough that he’s a Pinko and an atheist; you gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite?

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The bad penny ain’t pickin’ up no more rollin’ moss.

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You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip.

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No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, “Fourscore and seven years ago.”

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Corona-rary bypass.

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Excitement to riot.

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Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns.

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Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health.

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Go on with the renouncement.

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Reclimbing chair

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Women Liberteens

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Like a bull into a china closet.

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He’s got that big house to maintain in San Clemency.

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As our President said in his renegurial address.

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