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Author: Barbra Streisand

Claire: Your hair looks good, the curls work. Why don’t you get a perm?
Rose Morgan: I tried that once, I looked like Shirley Temple on crack.

Barbra Streisand
(1942 – ) American singer-songwriter, actress, writer, film producer & director
Appearance Hair TV/Movie Quotes As Rose Morgan in “The Mirror Has Two Faces”

Gregory: Rose, I love you and I… I want to be married to you.
Rose: Gregory, You are married to me.
Gregory: Uh… that’s right!

Barbra Streisand
(1942 – ) American singer-songwriter, actress, writer, film producer & director
Marriage TV/Movie Quotes As Rose Morgan in “The Mirror Has Two Faces”

Gregory Larkin: You don’t use make-up, do you?

Rose Morgan: What’s the point? I’d still look like me, only in color.

Barbra Streisand
(1942 – ) American singer-songwriter, actress, writer, film producer & director
TV/Movie Quotes As Rose Morgan in “The Mirror Has Two Faces” Make-up

It’s not a date. We’re just agreeing to eat at the same table.

Barbra Streisand
(1942 – ) American singer-songwriter, actress, writer, film producer & director
Dating Relationships TV/Movie Quotes As Rose Morgan in “The Mirror Has Two Faces”













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