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Author: Casey Stengel Page 2
Most people my age are dead at the present time.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age
Death
Life
Misspokements
Old
People
Time
My health is good enough about the shoulders.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Health
Intelligence
If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as good as we think we are.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
When a fielder gets the pitcher in trouble, the pitcher has to pitch himself out of the slump he isn’t in.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Pitching
Slumps
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
People
Sports
Hate
Managers
The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Money
Sports
Salary
Winning
The team has come along slow but fast.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Progress
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
America
Baseball
People
Sports
Catchers
Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Hitting
Pitching
It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age
Friends
Misspokements
People
I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
There comes a time in every man’s life… and I’ve had many of them.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Communication
Death
Misspokements
Speech
Time
Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
To his players
The trick is growing up without growing old.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age
Life
Old
That boy couldn't hit the ground if he fell out of an airplane.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going; I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age
Old
Young
Most ball games are lost, not won.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game, it’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sex
Sports
Night
Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I never knew existed before.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Losing
It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Friends
Misspokements
People
I couldn't done it without my players.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Managing
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