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Author: Dan Quayle Page 3
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Verbosity
I pledge allegiance to the Christian flag, and to the Savior, for whose Kingdom it stands, one Savior, crucified, risen, and coming again, with life and liberty for all who believe.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Beliefs
Misspokements
Religion
Christianity
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Places
California
Phoenix
We will move forward, we will move upward, and yes, we will move onward.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Illegitimacy
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Unforeseen events
We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in 'Red Storm Rising.'
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Arms
Books
Communication
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Things
Anti-satellite weapons
Fiction
What a terrible thing to have lost one’s mind… or not to have a mind at all; how true that is.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Intelligence
Mind
Misspokements
My fellow astronauts…
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Sometimes cameras and television are good to people and sometimes they aren’t; I don’t know if it’s the way you say it, or how you look.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Entertainment
Misspokements
Television
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is ‘to be prepared.’
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Responsibilities
Vice president
Bank failures are caused by depositors who don’t deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Money
Banks
Management
Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest; if you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Misspokements
Trees
Voting
We don’t want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Future
Misspokements
Past
Speech
We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Misspokements
Mistakes
Problems
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