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Author: Dan Quayle Page 3
The loss of life will be irreplaceable.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
I am not part of the problem, I am a Republican.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Problems
Speech
Republicans
We will move forward, we will move upward, and yes, we will move onward.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Misstatements
We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Misspokements
Mistakes
Problems
Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Beliefs
Misspokements
People
Places
Louisiana
Racism
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is ‘to be prepared.’
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Responsibilities
Vice president
It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Places
Speech
Chicago
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Unforeseen events
We shouldn’t have to be burdened with all the technicalities that come up from time to time with shrewd, smart lawyers interpreting what the laws or what the Constitution may or may not say.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Law
Lawyers
Misspokements
Constitution
My fellow astronauts…
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
You do the policy, I'll do the politics.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Misspokements
Politics
What a terrible thing to have lost one’s mind… or not to have a mind at all; how true that is.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Intelligence
Mind
Misspokements
We expect them (Salvadoran officials) to work toward the elimination of human rights.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
People
Human rights
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Science/Weather
Al Gore
Internet
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