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Author: Dan Quayle Page 3
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Unforeseen events
There is nothing that a good defense cannot beat a better offense; in other words a good offense wins.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Defense
Offense
If you give a person a fish, they’ll fish for a day; but if you train a person to fish, they’ll fish for a lifetime.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Animals
Misspokements
Fish
Teaching
It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Human race
Solar system
We don’t want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Future
Misspokements
Past
Speech
It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Places
Speech
Chicago
The loss of life will be irreplaceable.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Misspokements
Mistakes
Problems
If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Failure
Misspokements
Speech
Success
You do the policy, I'll do the politics.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Misspokements
Politics
I pledge allegiance to the Christian flag, and to the Savior, for whose Kingdom it stands, one Savior, crucified, risen, and coming again, with life and liberty for all who believe.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Beliefs
Misspokements
Religion
Christianity
The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Mistakes
People
Self
Speech
Dan Quayle
Misquotes
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Elections/Voting
Government
Misspokements
Speech
It’s a very good historical book about history.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Books
Communication
Misspokements
Reading/Writing
We shouldn’t have to be burdened with all the technicalities that come up from time to time with shrewd, smart lawyers interpreting what the laws or what the Constitution may or may not say.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Law
Lawyers
Misspokements
Constitution
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