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Author: Don Marquis Page 2

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Characteristics Optimism Pessimism

Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.

Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Beliefs People World

Writing a book of poetry is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.

Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Books Communication Poetry

He worked like hell in the country so he could live in the city, where he worked like hell so he could live in the country.

Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
America Places Work City

Science has always been too dignified to invent a good backscratcher.

Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Science/Weather Things Backscratcher

Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.

Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
People Success World

Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.

Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Arms Ideas Intelligence Instinct Trigger

There is nothing so habit-forming as money.

Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Money Habits
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