Author: Don Marquis Page 2

Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

In order to influence a child, one must be careful not to be that child’s parent or grandparent.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Did you ever notice that when a politician does get an idea he usually gets it all wrong.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Bores bore each other too; but it never seems to teach them anything.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author