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Author: Don Marquis Page 2
Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Beliefs
People
World
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Money
Situations
Cloud
Mint
Silver lining
In order to influence a child, one must be careful not to be that child’s parent or grandparent.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Characteristics
Children
Family
Grandparents
Influence
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Characteristics
Past
Time
Procrastination
Did you ever notice that when a politician does get an idea he usually gets it all wrong.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Government
Ideas
Intelligence
Politicians
Wrong
Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Books
Communication
Reading/Writing
Echo
Grand Canyon
Rose petal
Verse
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Characteristics
Optimism
Pessimism
Bores bore each other too; but it never seems to teach them anything.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
People
Bores
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