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Author: Jerome K. Jerome

We drink to one another’s health, and spoil our own.

Jerome K. Jerome
(1859 – 1927) English writer
Food/Drink Health

It is always the best policy to speak the truth…` unless, of course you are an exceptionally good liar.

Jerome K. Jerome
(1859 – 1927) English writer
Beliefs Honesty Truth

We shall never be content until man makes his own weather and keeps it to himself.

Jerome K. Jerome
(1859 – 1927) English writer
Science/Weather

Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.

Jerome K. Jerome
(1859 – 1927) English writer
Death Luck

Who wants to be foretold the weather? It is bad enough when it comes, without our having the misery of knowing about it beforehand.

Jerome K. Jerome
(1859 – 1927) English writer
Science/Weather













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