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Author: Miss Piggy

Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.

Miss Piggy
Muppet character (Frank Oz)
Time TV/Movie Quotes Broken heart

Chinese Food: You do not sew with a fork, and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.

Miss Piggy
Muppet character (Frank Oz)
Eating Food/Drink Things TV/Movie Quotes Chop sticks

Never eat more than you can lift.

Miss Piggy
Muppet character (Frank Oz)
Eating Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

Miss Piggy
Muppet character (Frank Oz)
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes Beauty

Clams… I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray.

Miss Piggy
Muppet character (Frank Oz)
Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes Clams

After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual “food” out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking 30 or 40 postage stamps.ating an artichoke as you would from licking 30 or 40 postage stamps.

Miss Piggy
Muppet character (Frank Oz)
Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes Artichoke













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