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Author: Murray Walker Page 2
Ferrari leads, McLaren second, McLaren second, Jordan third, and Benneton fifth and sixth.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Insults
Misspokements
Sports
Jenson Button is in the top ten… in eleventh position.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
As you can see, visually, with your eyes… look up there! … that’s the sky!
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
I wonder if Watson is in the relaxed state of mind he's in.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is fifth.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Mansell knows exactly where he (Ayrton Senna) is because he can see him in his earphones.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Colemanballs
I was there when I said it.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
Alain Prost is in a commanding second position.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
I imagine the conditions in those cars today are totally unimaginable.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Jean Alesi is 4th and 5th.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
That’s history; I say history because it happened in the past.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
History
Misspokements
Time
Brundle is driving an absolutely pluperfect race.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
I make no apologies for their absence… I’m sorry they’re not here.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Excuses
He can’t decide whether to have his visor half open or half closed.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Activities
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Visor
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
And here comes Mika Hakkinen, double world champion twice over.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
A sad ending, albeit a happy one, here at Montreal for today’s Grand Prix.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
There is nothing wrong with the car except that it is on fire.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Problems
Sports
Fire
And there’s the man in the green flag!
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
That’s the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
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