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Author: Nancy Astor

The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.

Nancy Astor
(1879 – 1964) British politician
Situations Success Boredom

The first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on woman.

Nancy Astor
(1879 – 1964) British politician
Characteristics Women Adam Blame Fairness

I married beneath me – all women do.

Nancy Astor
(1879 – 1964) British politician
Marriage Women

Women have got to make the world safe for men since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.

Nancy Astor
(1879 – 1964) British politician
Men Places Women World Safety

I refuse to admit I'm more than 52, even if that does make my sons illegitimate.

Nancy Astor
(1879 – 1964) British politician
Age Children Old

Am I dying, or is this my birthday?

Nancy Astor
(1879 – 1964) British politician
Last words She awoke from her illness on her deathbed to see her family at her bedside.

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

Nancy Astor
(1879 – 1964) British politician
Alcohol Emotions Food/Drink Happiness

I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not be able to do all the things I wanted to do, but now that I am older I find that I don't want to do them.

Nancy Astor
(1879 – 1964) British politician
Activities Age Old

The only thing I like about rich people is their money.

Nancy Astor
(1879 – 1964) British politician
Money People Wealth













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