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Author: Raymond Chandler

From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class; from ten feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.

Raymond Chandler
(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter
Appearance People Women

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come.

Raymond Chandler
(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter
Books Communication Self

He looked as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food.

Raymond Chandler
(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter
Appearance

[Poker] as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you could find outside an advertising agency.

Raymond Chandler
(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter
Activities Communication Games Advertising Poker

She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.

Raymond Chandler
(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter
Appearance Body Smiles

It is not a fragrant world.

Raymond Chandler
(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter
Characteristics Life Places World

A woman will lie about anything, just to stay in practice.

Raymond Chandler
(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter
Characteristics Honesty Lies People Women













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