Author: Richard Lewis Page 3

Life can be a bitch so at least try not to fall in love with one.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Life Relationships

What’s a Jewish mobster?… ‘I’m going to break the legs of your therapist.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Conflict People

My grandfather used to make home movies and edit out the joy.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Emotions Happiness

I can’t do two things at once; I can’t have intercourse and enjoy myself at the same time.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Emotions Happiness

My nightmares have coming attractions.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Activities Sleep

I have lowered my expectations, sexually; I don’t care what happens in bed anymore as long as I don’t make any grammatical errors.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Sex

Dealing with joy sometimes is more difficult than overcoming adversity if you enjoy self-loathng as a hobby.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Emotions

Even at home, on my stationary exercise bike, I have a rearview mirror.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Characteristics

She said that after we had intercourse, I gave her an anti-climax.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Sex

The best tip for insomnia for me is not trying to sleep.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Activities Sleep