Author: Roseanne Barr Page 2
If men knew how to do it, they wouldn’t have to pay for it.
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
My husband said he needed more space… so I locked him outside.
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
They’re all mine…. of course, I’d trade any one of them for a dishwasher.
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
I do a lot of reading on serial killers – mostly How To books.
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
Have you heard about the woman who stabbed her husband thirty-seven times? … I admire her restraint.
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
People say to me, “You’re not feminine;” well, they can just suck my d**k.
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer