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Author: Shaquille O'Neal

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Shaquille O'Neal
American basketball player
Basketball Sports

I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.

Shaquille O'Neal
American basketball player
Misspokements Sports On if he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece

I’ve won at every level, except college and pro.

Shaquille O'Neal
American basketball player
Basketball Misspokements Sports On his lack of championships

Our offense is like the Pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!

Shaquille O'Neal
American basketball player
Basketball Misspokements Sports

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Shaquille O'Neal
American basketball player
Basketball Money Sports

I made a 1,600 minus 800 minus 200 on the SAT, so I'm very intelligent when I speak.

Shaquille O'Neal
American basketball player
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