Author: Terry Pratchett Page 2

Where's My Cow?

(1948 – ) English novelist
Book Titles

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Science/Weather Things

Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Fools Intelligence Stupidity

It’s the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Sex

I’ll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there’s evidence of any thinking going on inside it.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Intelligence Thinking

An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease; it made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Education

This isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Life

The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent to storm the mountain, then enough might survive the rocks to take the citadel; this is essentially the basis of all military thinking.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Conflict Government Military War

Only in our dreams are we free; the rest of the time we need wages.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Life Money

What our ancestors would really be thinking, if they were alive today, is: “Why is it so dark in here?”

(1948 – ) English novelist
Miscellaneous