Author: Bumper sticker

If God Had Wanted Me to Touch My Toes, He Would Have Put Them on My Knees

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Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

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Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

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If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

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I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts – Do You Want Fries With That?

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I Want It All and I Want It Delivered

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Young at Heart – Slightly Older in Other Places

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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

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Rehab is for quitters.

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Where there's a will… I want to be in it.

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You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT

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I need someone really bad… Are you really bad?

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You! Off my planet!

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Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

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Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

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When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Use Duct Tape

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If I throw a stick, will you leave?

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When you do a good deed, get a receipt – in case heaven is like the IRS.

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It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

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My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

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Procrastinate Now

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