Author: Bumper sticker

60-Year-Old One Owner Needs Parts – Make Offer

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Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

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Forget about World Peace… Visualize using your turn signal.

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Life Is Hard; Then You Nap

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.

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When you do a good deed, get a receipt – in case heaven is like the IRS.

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Husbands Should Come With Instructions

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Rehab is for quitters.

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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

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Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

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I brake for no apparent reason.

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Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair

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Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

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Procrastinate Now

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I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

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I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

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Change is inevitable… except from vending machines.

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All men are idiots, and I married their King.

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It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

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I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts – Do You Want Fries With That?

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My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

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