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Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil.

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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

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Life Is Hard; Then You Nap

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Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

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Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a jerk

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Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since I Was 15

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Forget about World Peace… Visualize using your turn signal.

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All men are idiots, and I married their King.

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It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

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My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.

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Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

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I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts – Do You Want Fries With That?

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You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

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Learn from your parents' mistakes – use birth control.

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If I throw a stick, will you leave?

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Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair

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