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Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

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I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

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Just Hand Over the Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt

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A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

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Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

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Re-Elect Nobody

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I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts – Do You Want Fries With That?

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If You Remember the '60s, You Weren't Really There

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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

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Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair

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Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.

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It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

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I brake for no apparent reason.

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Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

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Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

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Change is inevitable… except from vending machines.

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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

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Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

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Husbands Should Come With Instructions

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Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

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