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Author: Label Page 5
Do Not Use While Pregnant or Nursing
Label
Signs
Warning on a box of Rogaine For Men
This product must be cooked before eating.
Label
Signs
Swanson TV Dinners
Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.
Label
Signs
From a hand-held massaging device
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
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Signs
On a string of Christmas lights
Cannot be made non-poisonous.
Label
Signs
On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Label
Signs
On matches
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Label
Signs
On an air conditioner
For Indoor or Outdoor Use Only
Label
Signs
On a string of Christmas lights
Warning: May contain small parts
Label
Signs
On a Frisbee package
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
Label
Signs
On a can of Fix-a-Flat
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
Label
Signs
From a disposable razor
Not intended for highway use.
Label
Signs
On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow
Do not apply directly to the brain.
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Signs
On a facial cleanser
Instructions: Put on food
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Signs
On a Heinz Ketchup bottle
Requirements: Optional modem required.
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Signs
On a computer software package
Keep away from children
Label
Signs
On Little Ones Baby Lotion bottle
The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes"
Label
Signs
Located just underneath another announcement – To close: place tab here.
On a box of Frosted Cheerios
Not for weight control.
Label
Signs
On a pack of Breath Savers
Do not put in mouth.
Label
Signs
Box of bottle rockets
Suitable for outdoor use.
Label
Signs
On a rain gauge
Do not use for personal hygiene.
Label
Signs
On a toilet brush
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