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Author: Label Page 5
Automatically Turns Lights On and Off at Dusk
Label
Signs
On a timer which causes the lights to flash once a day
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
Label
Signs
Box of pills
Instructions
Please notify us at once if this label fell off in transit.
Label
Signs
Package label
Do not spray into electrical outlet.
Label
Signs
On a hose nozzle
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Label
Signs
On a Rowenta clothes iron
Warning – remove lock before driving.
Label
Signs
On a steering wheel lock
Do not use as ear plugs.
Label
Signs
On Silly Putty®
Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.
Label
Signs
Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket
Not Dishwasher Safe
Label
Signs
On a RCA television remote control
Turn off motor before using this product.
Label
Signs
On the packaging for a chain saw file
used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
Warning: This product can burn eyes.
Label
Signs
From a curling iron
Do not use orally after using rectally.
Label
Signs
On a thermometer
Access hole only – not intended for use in lifting box.
Label
Signs
On the sides of a shipping carton just above cut-out openings which one would assume were handholds
Warning: knives are sharp!
Label
Signs
On a knife sharpening stone
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Label
Signs
On matches
Birthday Card for a 2-year-old – Not suitable for children under 3.
Label
Signs
Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.
Label
Signs
A toilet at a public sports facility
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Label
Signs
On a string of Christmas lights
Do not use for a baby wipe.
Label
Signs
On furniture wipes
This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.
Label
Signs
Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet
Caution: Shoots rubber bands.
Label
Signs
On a product called ‘Rubber Band Shooter’
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