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Author: Label Page 5
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
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Signs
On a string of Christmas lights
Do not use near fire or flame.
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Signs
On a can of Sterno®
Keep out of reach of children
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Signs
On a baby oil bottle
Suitable for outdoor use.
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Signs
On a rain gauge
This ice may be cold
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Signs
On a Slush Puppy cup
For best results, remove cap.
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Signs
Nabisco Easy Cheese
Instructions: usage known.
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Food/Drink
Signs
On can of black pepper.
Ignite lighter away from face.
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Signs
On a Bic ighter
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
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Signs
On a hair color kit
Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.
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Signs
On a battery
Do not iron clothes on body.
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Signs
On packaging for a clothes iron
Always drive on roads. Not on people.
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Signs
Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert
Caution: Non-Flammable
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Signs
On a fire extinguisher
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.
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Signs
Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle
Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication
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Signs
On children’s cough medicine
For lifting purposes only.
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Signs
Box for a car jack
Warning – remove lock before driving.
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Signs
On a steering wheel lock
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
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Signs
Auto-Shade Windshield Visor
Requirements: Optional modem required.
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Signs
On a computer software package
For a limited time only.
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Signs
From a Rally's commercial that described how their burgers were fresh
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
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Signs
Liquid Plummer
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