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Author: Label Page 6
Turn off motor before using this product.
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Signs
On the packaging for a chain saw file
used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
Do not use near fire or flame.
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Signs
On a can of Sterno®
For use by trained personnel only.
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Signs
On a can of air freshener
CAUTION! – Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!
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Signs
On a box of household nails
Dual Sports Canvas Catcher for Baseball, Softball & Football Two Sports in One
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Signs
Label on sports equipment
EXPLAIN: Do not change the batter [sic] that hasn't been used up or throw it into fire. – Do not use it with common (carbolic) batter. – According to the use way of equipments to install batter. – Do not decompose the batter.
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Signs
On a package of AA batteries
Direction #1: Remove plastic.
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Signs
Microwave popcorn packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless opened and unfolded
Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
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Signs
On a package of rat poison
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
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Signs
Infant's bathtub
Do Not Use While Pregnant or Nursing
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Signs
Warning on a box of Rogaine For Men
Cannot be made non-poisonous.
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Signs
On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid
Warning: knives are sharp!
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Signs
On a knife sharpening stone
Talkabout 2-Way Radio – Must buy 2 to be effective.
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Signs
On a Walkie Talkie
Do Not Turn Upside Down
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Signs
On bottom of a box of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
Oven ready half-wild rabbit.
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Signs
On a meat product
Do not eat.
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Signs
On a slip of paper in a stereo box– referring to the styrofoam packing
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
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Signs
On a Wet-Nap package
Do Not Drive a Car or Operate Machinery After Taking this Medicine
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Signs
On package of children's cough medicine
Warning: Not for human consumption
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Signs
On tropical fish food
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
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Signs
On a Swann frozen dinner
Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.
Label
Signs
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