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Do not drive cars in ocean.
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Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
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On a laser pointer
Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.
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Do not use near fire or flame.
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On a can of Sterno®
Do not apply directly to the brain.
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On a facial cleanser
Do Not Drive a Car or Operate Machinery After Taking this Medicine
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On package of children's cough medicine
Do not use for personal hygiene.
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On a toilet brush
Theft of this container is a crime.
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On a milk crate
Not To Be Used as Protection from a Tornado
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On a blanket from Taiwan
Caution: Hot beverages are hot!
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On a coffee cup
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
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On an Endust Duster
No lambs were killed in the making of these gloves
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On a pair of lambskin gloves
Warning: product will be hot after heating.
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On a pudding packet
Remove plastic before eating.
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Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
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American Airlines Peanuts
Not for children. Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
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On toy alphabet blocks
Not Dishwasher Safe
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On a RCA television remote control
Do not use as ear plugs.
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On Silly Putty®
For use by trained personnel only.
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On a can of air freshener
Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft.
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In the manual for a jet ski
Do not use while sleeping.
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Signs
On a Sears hairdryer
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