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Author: Label Page 6
Material Wool 20% Unknown 70% Other 10%
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Signs
On a parka
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Label
Signs
On a string of Christmas lights
Protect from seawater.
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Signs
On a buoy
Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.
Label
Signs
Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket
Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.
Label
Signs
In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw
Do not use intimately.
Label
Signs
On deodorant
100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.
Label
Signs
On an orange juice can
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Label
Signs
On an air conditioner
Warning: May contain small parts
Label
Signs
On a Frisbee package
Payment is due by the due date.
Label
Signs
On a credit card statement
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Label
Signs
Infant's bathtub
Average Contents: 2
Label
Signs
On a Puma shoe box
Caution: Shoots rubber bands.
Label
Signs
On a product called ‘Rubber Band Shooter’
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Label
Autos
Signs
In a car manual
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
Label
Signs
On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists
This product moves when used.
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Signs
On a child's scooter
Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
Label
Signs
Batman Costume warning label
Talkabout 2-Way Radio – Must buy 2 to be effective.
Label
Signs
On a Walkie Talkie
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Label
Signs
On earplugs
Do not use for a baby wipe.
Label
Signs
On furniture wipes
Do not open here.
Label
Signs
On the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle
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