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Author: Label Page 9
Do not put in mouth.
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Signs
Box of bottle rockets
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
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Signs
On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists
Caution – Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object
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Signs
On a a hammer
Do Not Turn Upside Down
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Signs
On bottom of a box of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.
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Signs
Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
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Signs
On Boot's children's cough medicine
Do not spray into electrical outlet.
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Signs
On a hose nozzle
Caution: Shoots rubber bands.
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Signs
On a product called ‘Rubber Band Shooter’
Do not iron clothes on body.
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Signs
On packaging for a clothes iron
Dual Sports Canvas Catcher for Baseball, Softball & Football Two Sports in One
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Signs
Label on sports equipment
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
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Signs
American Airlines Peanuts
EXPLAIN: Do not change the batter [sic] that hasn't been used up or throw it into fire. – Do not use it with common (carbolic) batter. – According to the use way of equipments to install batter. – Do not decompose the batter.
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Signs
On a package of AA batteries
This camera will only work when film is inside.
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Signs
On a camera package
Do not use for personal hygiene.
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Signs
On a toilet brush
Use of term ‘Sunday’ for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.
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Signs
On a calendar
Caution: Do not spray in eyes.
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Signs
Container of Underarm Deodorant
This ice may be cold
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Signs
On a Slush Puppy cup
Not to be used as protection from a tornado
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Signs
On a blanket from Taiwan
Do not use while sleeping.
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Signs
On a Sears hairdryer
Not for human consumption.
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Signs
On a package of dice
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
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Signs
From a disposable razor
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