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Author: Label Page 9
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
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Signs
On a children's Superman costume
Expiration date – 2 years
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Signs
On a bottle of Chinese medicine
Product Will Be Hot After Heating!
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Signs
On a container of bread pudding
Warning: May cause Drowsiness
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Signs
On a bottle of sleeping pills
Instructions: usage known.
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Food/Drink
Signs
On can of black pepper.
Theft of this container is a crime.
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Signs
On a milk crate
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
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Signs
On a string of Christmas lights
Do not drive cars in ocean.
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Signs
Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean
Warning: This product can burn eyes.
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Signs
From a curling iron
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
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Signs
On an air conditioner
Caution: Non-Flammable
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Signs
On a fire extinguisher
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
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Signs
On a toilet plunger
You cannot save the world!
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Signs
On a Power Puff® Girls costume
Do not use orally after using rectally.
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Signs
On a thermometer
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
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Signs
On a hair color kit
Before taking this medication, tell your doctor or pharmacist if you are allergic to it.
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Signs
In a patient drug education brochure
Not to be Used for the Other Use
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Signs
Translations
On a Japanese food processor
Direction #1: Remove plastic.
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Signs
Microwave popcorn packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless opened and unfolded
May irritate eyes.
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Signs
On a can of self-defense pepper spray
Objects in view are bigger and more frightening than they appear.
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Signs
On a microscope
Do Not Stand Up Through the Sun Roof While Driving or While Closing It
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Signs
In a Toyota owners manual
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