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Author: Label Page 9
Not Dishwasher Safe
Label
Signs
On a RCA television remote control
Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
Label
Signs
Batman Costume warning label
Warning: High in sodium
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Signs
On a container of salt
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Label
Signs
On Boot's children's cough medicine
Do Not Drive a Car or Operate Machinery After Taking this Medicine
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Signs
On package of children's cough medicine
Do not put lit candles on phone.
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Signs
On the instructions for a cordless phone
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
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Signs
On a children's Superman costume
Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.
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Signs
Do not apply directly to the brain.
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Signs
On a facial cleanser
Do not peel label off.
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Signs
On a drink bottle label
Do not use for personal hygiene.
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Signs
On a toilet brush
To avoid condensation forming, please allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening.
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Signs
INSIDE a carton
Do not eat.
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Signs
On a slip of paper in a stereo box– referring to the styrofoam packing
Do not spray in eyes.
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Signs
On a bottle of Windex
May be harmful if swallowed.
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Signs
From a shipment of hammers
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
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Signs
Liquid Plummer
Access hole only – not intended for use in lifting box.
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Signs
On the sides of a shipping carton just above cut-out openings which one would assume were handholds
Remove plastic before eating.
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Signs
Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.
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Signs
Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle
Warning – remove lock before driving.
Label
Signs
On a steering wheel lock
Why Not Try Tossing Ove Your Favorite Breakfast Cereal?
Label
Signs
On a packet of Sun-Maid raisins
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