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Author: Sign Page 29
We Exchange Anything! Why Not Bring Your Wife Along and Get a Wonderful Bargain!
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Signs
Outside a secondhand shop
Husband Day Care Center – Need time to relax? – Need time to yourself? – Want to go shopping? – Leave your husband with us! We look after him for you! You only pay for his drinks!
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Outside a bar in Darwin Australia
If Your Stuff Is Stolen, It's Not Our Vault
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Signs
On a billboard for a safe company
Time Wounds All Heels
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In a podiatrist's window
Idaho Pot / 10 Lb. Bag / $1.49
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In an IGA market
Do Not Throw Stones At This Sign
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Signs
In England
CAUTION – This Sign Has SHARP EDGES – Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign
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DANGER Due To Hipsters
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On construction scaffolding
Low-Emitting/ Fuel Efficient Vehicles Only
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Cash Transactions 57.*% Off
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At a flea market
Fried Liver Wash
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Road sign
Coca-Cora
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On a soft drink display in China
Lunch now being poured.
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At a bar
Thai Me Up
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In Jackson
Name of a Thai restaurant
WY
Tip-ing is not a city in China.
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At a restaurant in New York
Nuts To You
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Business name
Come see us if you need a brake.
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At a brake shop
In honor of Earth Day, anyone asking for help today will be treated like dirt.
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Hidden Cache
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In Ottawa
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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Signs
In a non-smoking area
How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?
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Signs
At a dry cleaner shop
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