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Author: Sign Page 29
Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!
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Signs
At a church
Do Not Use This Urinal
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Signs
Posted above a urinal lying sideways on the floor
FYI: To whoever stole my water bottle – it had my estrogen supplements in it. Have fun with that! :)
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Signs
PRIVATE PROPERTY – Do Not Hang Signs On Fence
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Signs
On a fence
Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive
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Signs
On a fence
DO NOT READ Under Penalty of Law
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Signs
Midnight Mass and Toga Party – B.Y.O.B.J – (Bring Your Own Baby Jesus)
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Signs
At a church
Long Yellow Things .78 lb.
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Signs
On a display of bananas
Why Go Elsewhere and Be Cheated When You Can Come Here
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Signs
In the window of an Oregon store
We go out on a limb for you.
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Signs
At a tree surgeon’s truck
Septic Tank Service – We Haul Milk On the Weekends
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Signs
On a tanker truck
C'mon over and bring the kids. – God
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Signs
Outside a church
We Dispense With Accuracy
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Signs
In a New York drugstore
APPLY TODAY – Now Open = Pizza Cook – Qualifications: Not be a Crybag, Masters in S.Y.M. – Shutting Your Mouth – Able to Read Your Schedule
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Signs
In a restaurant window
STORE CLOSING – NOW HIRING
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Signs
How To Repair Your VCR
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Signs
The title of a how-to video tape
Please turn off the lights when not using them. Thanks a watt
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Signs
At a hotel
Have Your Next Affair Here
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Signs
On an Atlantic City hotel
Kleenex Cottonelle Double Roll – Look for In-Store Demos on Feb 28th
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Signs
Don't Make Me Come Down There – God
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Signs
A billboard
H.W. Brown Gun Show – Martin Luther King Festival
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Signs
On the marquis for the Crystal Coast Civic Center Morehead City NC
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