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Author: Sign Page 29
Soul Food Served Here
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Signs
At a church
Sofa King – “Our prices are Sofa King Low”
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Shoe Repair – I Will Heel You – I Will Save Your Sole – I Will Even Dye For You
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Invest in an underground condominium.
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Cemetery plots
The Best Way to Get Back on Your Feet – Miss a Car Payment
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At a car dealership
B M U P
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Painted on road ahead of a speed bump
Children of Progressive Parents admitted only on leads.
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Children
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In window of Hampstead bookseller
For patient safety, patients are not allowed to buy food from the cafeteria.
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Signs
In a hospital
Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer
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Signs
DANGER • Do Not Drink This Water
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Signs
Above a urinal
Please Note – As from 27th October all staff will be required to arrive at work with teeth – if you don’t have, please provide proof that you are getting some – thank you
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Signs
STOP – 4-WAY – STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP PLEEEASE
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Road sign at an intersection
BRIDAL REGISTRY – Knife Sharpening Service $2.99
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Two signs in a store window
Mammoth Erections
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Signs
A business name
Walmart Is Not The Only Saving Place
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Signs
At a church
Try Our Sundays. They Are Better Than Baskin-Robbins.
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At a church
NO backpacks, large purses – we reserve the right to feel your bag up
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Translations
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.
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Signs
Seen during a conference
NO SWIMMING IN THIS AREA
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In the middle of a field containing no water at a national park
We Buy Junk and Sell Antiques
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Signs
Outside a country shop
NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!
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Signs
At an Applebee's restaurant
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