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Soul Food Served Here

Sofa King – “Our prices are Sofa King Low”

Shoe Repair – I Will Heel You – I Will Save Your Sole – I Will Even Dye For You

Invest in an underground condominium.

The Best Way to Get Back on Your Feet – Miss a Car Payment

B M U P

Children of Progressive Parents admitted only on leads.

For patient safety, patients are not allowed to buy food from the cafeteria.

Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer

DANGER • Do Not Drink This Water

Please Note – As from 27th October all staff will be required to arrive at work with teeth – if you don’t have, please provide proof that you are getting some – thank you

STOP – 4-WAY – STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP PLEEEASE

BRIDAL REGISTRY – Knife Sharpening Service $2.99

Mammoth Erections

Walmart Is Not The Only Saving Place

Try Our Sundays. They Are Better Than Baskin-Robbins.

NO backpacks, large purses – we reserve the right to feel your bag up

For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.

NO SWIMMING IN THIS AREA

We Buy Junk and Sell Antiques

NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!