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Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!

Do Not Use This Urinal

FYI: To whoever stole my water bottle – it had my estrogen supplements in it. Have fun with that! :)

PRIVATE PROPERTY – Do Not Hang Signs On Fence

Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive

DO NOT READ Under Penalty of Law

Midnight Mass and Toga Party – B.Y.O.B.J – (Bring Your Own Baby Jesus)

Long Yellow Things .78 lb.

Why Go Elsewhere and Be Cheated When You Can Come Here

We go out on a limb for you.

Septic Tank Service – We Haul Milk On the Weekends

C'mon over and bring the kids. – God

We Dispense With Accuracy

APPLY TODAY – Now Open = Pizza Cook – Qualifications: Not be a Crybag, Masters in S.Y.M. – Shutting Your Mouth – Able to Read Your Schedule

STORE CLOSING – NOW HIRING

How To Repair Your VCR

Please turn off the lights when not using them. Thanks a watt

Have Your Next Affair Here

Kleenex Cottonelle Double Roll – Look for In-Store Demos on Feb 28th

Don't Make Me Come Down There – God

H.W. Brown Gun Show – Martin Luther King Festival