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We Exchange Anything! Why Not Bring Your Wife Along and Get a Wonderful Bargain!

Husband Day Care Center – Need time to relax? – Need time to yourself? – Want to go shopping? – Leave your husband with us! We look after him for you! You only pay for his drinks!

If Your Stuff Is Stolen, It's Not Our Vault

Time Wounds All Heels

Idaho Pot / 10 Lb. Bag / $1.49

Do Not Throw Stones At This Sign

CAUTION – This Sign Has SHARP EDGES – Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign

DANGER Due To Hipsters

Low-Emitting/ Fuel Efficient Vehicles Only

Cash Transactions 57.*% Off

Fried Liver Wash

Coca-Cora

Lunch now being poured.

Thai Me Up

Tip-ing is not a city in China.

Nuts To You

Come see us if you need a brake.

In honor of Earth Day, anyone asking for help today will be treated like dirt.

Hidden Cache

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?