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Author: Sign Page 33
Dumbwoman’s Lane
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Signs
Road sign in England
Buy one dog, regular price, get one flea…
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Signs
Sign in Chinese pet store
Elephants – Please Stay In Your Car
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In a safari park
Desserts – New York Cheese Cake – $1.99 – Turtle Cheese Cake – $1.99 – 10 Lb. Bag Of Ice – $1.09
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From a menu
Titanic Canoe Rental
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In Wisconsin
UFO UNIVERSITY
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On a building
You’ve driven yourself into a fine state!
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Along road at Florida border
Not a Through Street • Evacuation Route
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Adjoining signs
CAUTION – This Machine Has No Brain – Use Your Own
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Buy our pizza. We knead the dough.
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At a pizza shop
BURGER KING – NOW HIRING LOSERS
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MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.
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Your Driver is: Anass Rhammar – Gratuities Appreciated
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In a cab
Ask About Our Plans For Owning Your Home
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At a loan company office
Wise guise
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Signs
On shelves of camouflage apparel
Blind Persons Cross Here
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Signs
At a crosswalk
Caution – Stoolbus
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On a septic truck
Host & Dishwasher Needed • Live The DREAM
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At a restaurant
The object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.
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Signs
At a zoo exhibit
Beware of Falling Deer: Leopards conceal their unfinished food in the tops of trees
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At an animal park
ENTRANCE ONLY – DO NOT ENTER
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