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If God is Your Co-Pilot, You Better Switch Seats

STOP – PLease Wait for Attendant – We Cannot Wash Any Grand-Ams

This Is a Mental Institution.

DANGER • Do Not Drink This Water

The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

DOGS – PLEASE SHUT THE GATE

OFF LIMITS to Crack Heads and Thieves

CAR WASH – No Muddy Vehicles

The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster.

The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

Used Toilet Rolls In Good Condition

Bring us your stuff and we'll sell it on ebay.

Attention! – Do not leave items of value in vehicle – you are in Stockton not Fairyland

Save Energy – How Would YOU Like It If Someone Turned You On and Then Left?

Boneless Bananas 89¢

For Old Dimes Sake

We Are Sold Out of 5XL Male T-Shirts! – Sorry!

BEER • Now Cheaper than Gas! – Drink, Don’t Drive

Toy Weapons Must Be Checked at Ticket Counter

Kids With Gas Eat Free!

We do Not Accept Vertical I.D.’s – No Colors On T-Shirts, Vests, and Jackets