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Author: Sign Page 33
If God is Your Co-Pilot, You Better Switch Seats
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Signs
Outside a church
STOP – PLease Wait for Attendant – We Cannot Wash Any Grand-Ams
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Signs
At a car wash
This Is a Mental Institution.
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Signs
At a school
DANGER • Do Not Drink This Water
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Above a urinal
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
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In an Acapulco hotel
DOGS – PLEASE SHUT THE GATE
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On a gate
OFF LIMITS to Crack Heads and Thieves
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Signs
At a park
CAR WASH – No Muddy Vehicles
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Signs
The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster.
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At a restaurant in Oklahoma
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
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At a farmer's field
Used Toilet Rolls In Good Condition
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Signs
In Ontario Canada
Bring us your stuff and we'll sell it on ebay.
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On a storage building in Berkeley CA
Attention! – Do not leave items of value in vehicle – you are in Stockton not Fairyland
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Save Energy – How Would YOU Like It If Someone Turned You On and Then Left?
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Signs
An energy conservation sign
Boneless Bananas 89¢
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Signs
For Old Dimes Sake
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At a coin shop
We Are Sold Out of 5XL Male T-Shirts! – Sorry!
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At a NASCAR event
BEER • Now Cheaper than Gas! – Drink, Don’t Drive
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Toy Weapons Must Be Checked at Ticket Counter
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In an airport
Kids With Gas Eat Free!
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At a restaurant/gas station
We do Not Accept Vertical I.D.’s – No Colors On T-Shirts, Vests, and Jackets
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Signs
On the door of a restaurant
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