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Author: Sign Page 33
Best Place To Take a Leak
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Signs
On a radiator repair garage
MOEVING SALE
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By a sidewalk
Please Do Not Throw Anything or Anybody Into the Fish Pond
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Drinking Fountain Out of Order – Please Do Not Use
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Over a hole in a restroom wall
Beyond This Point You May Encounter Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles
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Church Parking – Trespassers Will Be Baptised
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At a church
Mystic Inn – Free Music Saturdays – Bring Your Own CD’s to Play – 7 pm
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THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR, BUT FEAR… and spiders
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No Smorking in Building
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Street Terminates 00 Feet
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On a cul-de-sac in Minnesota
Squeeze 10 Times Before Use
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On a small plastic package of an apparent condiment
80% Fresh – 100% All Beef Patties – $2.58 Lb.
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Our whipped butter is made with margarine
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Step Back Inn
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A hotel in New Mexico
Do Not Empty Your Dog – Children Play Here
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Translations
At a park playground
HELP WANTED – All Shifts – We Pay More Then the NYPD
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At an Exxon station
Welcome – Inuman Elementary School
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Name of a school in the Philippines
Nuts To You
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Business name
Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms
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Why Pay For Gps? Jesus Gives Direction For Free
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At a church
Cruise Ships Use Airport Exit
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On Interstate 5 in San Diego
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