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Used Toilet Rolls In Good Condition

Made In China

Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk

Please note – Fertilizing in progress – Do not lick your balls

Men – Ladies – Employees Only

This dog has a gun and refuses to take his medication

Free Parking ($1.50 per day)

Our Motto Is To Give Our Customers the Lowest Possible Prices and Workmanship

We Don't Want An Arm and a Leg. We Want Your Tows.

SOCCER NOT ALLOWED – Soccer May Only Be Played in Archery Range

If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.

Welcome to 99¢ Plaza – Everything 99¢ or Less & Up

“All San Diego’s Women Are Proud To Say That Tony’s Trimmed Their Bush Today!” • TONY’S TREE SERVICE • (619)…

Money In the Tank – M&M Portolets

Be Thankful Only One Of Them Can Win

Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates

Park At Your Own Risk Due To Possible Limb Failure

Reserved for plant manager.

Our School: Commitment, Responsibility, Attitude, Persistance. [sic]

We’ll clean for you. We’ll press for you. We’ll even dye for you.

Welcome To – Arkansas – The Natural State – Home of President Bill Clinton In Compliance With Megan’s Law, The Above is a Known Sex Offender