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Author: Sign Page 36
FOR HELP 1. Push RED BUTTON
2. Or YELL
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Signs
Women Are Not Served Here… You Have To Bring Your Own
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At a restaurant
WARNING – Do Not Hump – Humping this Bridge Has Caused Death and Permanent Injury
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Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage
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Across the back of a garbage truck
24 HR DENTIST • EVERYTHING $1.98
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Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him
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Outside a church
Please Note – As from 27th October all staff will be required to arrive at work with teeth – if you don’t have, please provide proof that you are getting some – thank you
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Free Trip To Heaven. Details Inside!
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At a church
I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It Then I Went to Hell
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At a church
In case of fire, hustle to the nearest exit!
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At a disco
PLANET OF THE GRAPES – Wine & Spirits
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Liquor store name
Warning – Please look under your vehicle for penguins
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At a park in South Africa
Our whipped butter is made with margarine
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From a menu
Parking For Birds Only
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In a Massachusetts parking area reserved for birdwatchers
Confined Space Hazardous Atmosphere
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Please refrain from urinating in the elevator. Thank You.
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Please Do Not Use – Demo Only
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On a display toilet in a store
Beware of Falling Deer: Leopards conceal their unfinished food in the tops of trees
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At an animal park
Cruise Ships Use Airport Exit
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On Interstate 5 in San Diego
DANGER Due To Hipsters
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On construction scaffolding
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
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In an Acapulco hotel
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