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FOR HELP 1. Push RED BUTTON

2. Or YELL

Women Are Not Served Here… You Have To Bring Your Own

WARNING – Do Not Hump – Humping this Bridge Has Caused Death and Permanent Injury

Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage

24 HR DENTIST • EVERYTHING $1.98

Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him

Please Note – As from 27th October all staff will be required to arrive at work with teeth – if you don’t have, please provide proof that you are getting some – thank you

Free Trip To Heaven. Details Inside!

I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It Then I Went to Hell

In case of fire, hustle to the nearest exit!

PLANET OF THE GRAPES – Wine & Spirits

Warning – Please look under your vehicle for penguins

Our whipped butter is made with margarine

Parking For Birds Only

Confined Space Hazardous Atmosphere

Please refrain from urinating in the elevator. Thank You.

Please Do Not Use – Demo Only

Beware of Falling Deer: Leopards conceal their unfinished food in the tops of trees

Cruise Ships Use Airport Exit

DANGER Due To Hipsters

The manager has personally passed all the water served here.