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Happy Hour Here Every Sunday

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If a ball comes to rest in dangerous proximity to a crocodile, another ball may be dropped.

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Babies and Children
Buy 2 Get 3

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Toy Weapons Must Be Checked at Ticket Counter

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This is the back door. The front door is around the back.

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Please… NEUTER YOUR PETS and Weird Friends & Relatives

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If Caught Banging You Will Be Asked to Leave

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Open seven days a week and weekends.

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Due to Increasing Problems With Letter Louts and Vandals We Must Ask Anyone With Relatives Buried in the Graveyard to Do Their Best to Keep Them in Order

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TODAY’S SPECIAL: Barely Soup

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Caution – Wet Floor When Windy

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When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant

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We do Not Accept Vertical I.D.’s – No Colors On T-Shirts, Vests, and Jackets

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Please Sit on a Towel if You are Nude. – No Bench Wiping is Allowed – Nobody Wants to Clean Your Crap off the Bench

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If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Made It Illegal

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Tattoos • HURT • Do Not Bitch, Whine, Ask to Stop or Pass Out

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Unaccompanied Minors Must Be Picked Up at the Baggage Area Lower Level After 8:30 p.m.

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Haircuts while you wait.

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Caution – Be Careful Seating • Management is Not Responsible for Failure to Seat Yourself Properly

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We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn't work)

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Please DO NOT Flush Toilet Paper Down the Toilet

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