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Author: Sign Page 36
Used Toilet Rolls In Good Condition
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In Ontario Canada
Made In China
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Printed underneath a picture of an American flag
Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk
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On back of a Danny’s Septic Service truck
Please note – Fertilizing in progress – Do not lick your balls
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On a golf course
Men – Ladies – Employees Only
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On a restroom door
This dog has a gun and refuses to take his medication
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On a fence
Free Parking ($1.50 per day)
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At a parking lot in Ocean City MD
Our Motto Is To Give Our Customers the Lowest Possible Prices and Workmanship
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At a shop in Maine
We Don't Want An Arm and a Leg. We Want Your Tows.
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At a towing company
SOCCER NOT ALLOWED – Soccer May Only Be Played in Archery Range
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If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.
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At a zoo penguin enclosure
Welcome to 99¢ Plaza – Everything 99¢ or Less & Up
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“All San Diego’s Women Are Proud To Say That Tony’s Trimmed Their Bush Today!” • TONY’S TREE SERVICE • (619)…
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Money In the Tank – M&M Portolets
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Be Thankful Only One Of Them Can Win
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Sticker during Nixon/Kennedy campaign
Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates
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Along a road near a prison
Park At Your Own Risk Due To Possible Limb Failure
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Of surrounding trees
Reserved for plant manager.
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Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery
Our School: Commitment, Responsibility, Attitude, Persistance. [sic]
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In a High School in NJ
We’ll clean for you. We’ll press for you. We’ll even dye for you.
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At a dry cleaner shop
Welcome To – Arkansas – The Natural State – Home of President Bill Clinton In Compliance With Megan’s Law, The Above is a Known Sex Offender
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