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Author: Sign Page 40
Don't Kill Wour Wife – Let Our Washing Machine Do the Dirty Work
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At a Kentucky appliance store
Bottomless Pit – 65 Feet Deep
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Used Toilet Rolls In Good Condition
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In Ontario Canada
Fried Liver Wash
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Road sign
NOTICE – Thank You For Noticing This New Notice – Your Noticing It Has Been Noted
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Along a road
Due To Sanitary Reasons, We Will Not And Cannot Accept Any Money That Comes Out Of Bras.
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WARNING – Jumping into Toxic Waste Does Not Give You Super Powers – May Cause Adverse Health Effects
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SPEED LIMIT 20 K.P.H. Warthogs and Children Have Right of Way
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Haircuts while you wait.
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At a hair salon
Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You
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On an ice machine
FREE Mullet Removal
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Miscellaneous
Outside a barbershop in Elk River MN
Idaho Pot / 10 Lb. Bag / $1.49
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In an IGA market
Fairhaven Honey Wagon
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Septic service truck
Special Deal – Buy 3 For the Price of 3!
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Above door of a store
Shock Your Mom – Go to Church
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At a church
Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.
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In a New England church
Our Infamous Steaks
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At a restaurant in Raleigh NC
You Shit It… We Get It
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On a sludge disposal truck in Pennsylvania
STOP – PLease Wait for Attendant – We Cannot Wash Any Grand-Ams
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At a car wash
Real Men Work Here! – See the Mess
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Erectile Dysfunction – New Fast-Acting Oral Therapy – Specializing in Sexual Health & Medicine 813-….
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