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Don't Kill Wour Wife – Let Our Washing Machine Do the Dirty Work

Bottomless Pit – 65 Feet Deep

Used Toilet Rolls In Good Condition

Fried Liver Wash

NOTICE – Thank You For Noticing This New Notice – Your Noticing It Has Been Noted

Due To Sanitary Reasons, We Will Not And Cannot Accept Any Money That Comes Out Of Bras.

WARNING – Jumping into Toxic Waste Does Not Give You Super Powers – May Cause Adverse Health Effects

SPEED LIMIT 20 K.P.H. Warthogs and Children Have Right of Way

Haircuts while you wait.

Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You

FREE Mullet Removal

Idaho Pot / 10 Lb. Bag / $1.49

Fairhaven Honey Wagon

Special Deal – Buy 3 For the Price of 3!

Shock Your Mom – Go to Church

Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.

Our Infamous Steaks

You Shit It… We Get It

STOP – PLease Wait for Attendant – We Cannot Wash Any Grand-Ams

Real Men Work Here! – See the Mess

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