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Author: Sign Page 40
If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Made It Illegal
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Elections/Voting
Signs
Seen in London
French Creeps
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Translation
Signs
In a Los Angeles restaurant
This Is Not a Brothel • There Are No Prostitutes at this Address
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Signs
On the door of a building
WARNING! – Alligators are present in all waters of this park. They can be dangerous. Do not feed or approach. Feeding or molesting alligators is prohibited by state law.
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Signs
SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking
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Signs
Chicken – $3.70
Real Chicken – $6.75
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Signs
On Oriental restaurant menu
Open 7 Days a Week and Weekends
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Signs
In a Maine restaurant
A Flush Beats A Full House!
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Signs
On a septic truck
Ranger Rex Says You Must Be Shorter or Taller Than This →
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Signs
Outside an amusement park ride
Titanic Canoe Rental
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Signs
In Wisconsin
If You’re Barefoot, You Are Walking On Fecal Matters. Don’t Be Disgustings. You Know Who You Are.
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Signs
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You're too good for him.
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Signs
In a woman’s restroom
For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.
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Signs
Label on gloves
Dry Paint
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Signs
On a freshly painted wall
Try our new zesty owl.
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Signs
A at Kentucky Fried Chicken
Hello. Can We Pick Your Nose?
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Signs
On the door of a plastic surgeon's office
Beware! of shaven head child pick pocket
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Signs
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World Famous – Out House Fudge – It’s Yummy!
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Signs
Let Me Meat Your Needs
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Signs
On butcher's window
Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer
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Signs
Free Juice Packet – $0.35
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Signs
At a gas station in Orlando FL
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