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Any Member of Staff Caught Using the Cistern to Keep Beer Chilled Will Face a Disciplinary Investigation

We Have Beer As Cold As Your Girlfriend’s Heart

Everyday low value

Nuts To You

Curtains for You

Guardian • To Better Serve You, We’ve Re-located – At The End Of APRIL – Sutherland Pharmacy

Motel: Highly Recommended… By Owner

NO HORN BLOWING – Except For Anger

To expedite your visit, please back in.

Wendy’s – Now Hiring Fulltime Losers

We Are Sold Out of 5XL Male T-Shirts! – Sorry!

Pizza The Action

SLOW CATTLE CROSSING. NO OVERTAKING FOR THE NEXT 100 YRS.

We go out on a limb for you.

My way is the highway. – God

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

Refrigerate after opening.

If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.

You’ll like our grade of honey – it’s bee-plus.