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Lake Champlain Chocolates – Selected Chocolates – Celebrate Easter with Vermont’s finest gourmet chocolate gifts, Easter eggs and Easter baskets. Certified Kosher. 10% off

FROZEN DESSERTS – Just Add Meat!…

BURGER KING • Hunchback Kids Meals Are Here

NO DANCING ON THE DANCE FLOOR

Canargo Cadillac – WILL BE OPEN TODAY 12 PM TO 4 PM For the 72 hour sale

Drink & Drive Driving Range – Free Balls w/Every Drink

Our School: Commitment, Responsibility, Attitude, Persistance. [sic]

Why Pay For Gps? Jesus Gives Direction For Free

Lane Closed To Ease Congestion

Bow Wow Wow Woof Ruff Ruff (No Dogs Allowed In Parks or Playgrounds)

No Persons With Diarrhea Permitted in Fountain

Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends.

Please Do Not Annoy, Torment, Pester, Plague, Mokest, Worry, Bedger, Harry, Harass, Heckle, Persecute, Irk, Bullyrag, Vex, disquiet, Grate, Beset, Bother, Tease, Nettle, Tantalize, or Ruffle the Animals

NOTICE – While You Are Reading This There is a Man in One of the Windows High Above You Who is Taking Your Photograph. He Will Then Make a Wee Model of You and Put it With Other Wee Models of Other People, Then He Plays Weird Games With Them.

Main Reservoir Cocks to be Blown Every Four Hours

I’m fat and lazy. You still have a chance. Free!

CLEARANCE – NOT TOO MUCH

ELF CUTLETS In Wine $2.29 – 12 oz Pkg

Need directions? – God

Yo …… Skater – Seriously speakin’, – We like your kick-flips – But your trucks are creakin’. • The noise is loud – And the folks are freakin’, – They can’t relax ‘cause – The blood pressures peakin’, • You’re close to Parkgate – And it’s easy Walkin, – Check it out – Then nobody’s squawkin’.

H.W. Brown Gun Show – Martin Luther King Festival