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Author: Sign Page 42
Lake Champlain Chocolates – Selected Chocolates – Celebrate Easter with Vermont’s finest gourmet chocolate gifts, Easter eggs and Easter baskets. Certified Kosher. 10% off
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FROZEN DESSERTS – Just Add Meat!…
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BURGER KING • Hunchback Kids Meals Are Here
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NO DANCING ON THE DANCE FLOOR
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Canargo Cadillac – WILL BE OPEN TODAY 12 PM TO 4 PM For the 72 hour sale
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Drink & Drive Driving Range – Free Balls w/Every Drink
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Our School: Commitment, Responsibility, Attitude, Persistance. [sic]
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In a High School in NJ
Why Pay For Gps? Jesus Gives Direction For Free
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At a church
Lane Closed To Ease Congestion
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Road warning sign
Bow Wow Wow Woof Ruff Ruff (No Dogs Allowed In Parks or Playgrounds)
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No Persons With Diarrhea Permitted in Fountain
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Says it all
Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends.
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Biggs Septic Tank Service near Nashville TN
Please Do Not Annoy, Torment, Pester, Plague, Mokest, Worry, Bedger, Harry, Harass, Heckle, Persecute, Irk, Bullyrag, Vex, disquiet, Grate, Beset, Bother, Tease, Nettle, Tantalize, or Ruffle the Animals
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NOTICE – While You Are Reading This There is a Man in One of the Windows High Above You Who is Taking Your Photograph. He Will Then Make a Wee Model of You and Put it With Other Wee Models of Other People, Then He Plays Weird Games With Them.
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On a city telephone pole
Main Reservoir Cocks to be Blown Every Four Hours
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I’m fat and lazy. You still have a chance. Free!
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On an exercise machine in front yard
CLEARANCE – NOT TOO MUCH
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Parking garage height clearance
ELF CUTLETS In Wine $2.29 – 12 oz Pkg
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Need directions? – God
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Outside a church
Yo …… Skater – Seriously speakin’, – We like your kick-flips – But your trucks are creakin’. • The noise is loud – And the folks are freakin’, – They can’t relax ‘cause – The blood pressures peakin’, • You’re close to Parkgate – And it’s easy Walkin, – Check it out – Then nobody’s squawkin’.
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A public park no skateboarding sign
H.W. Brown Gun Show – Martin Luther King Festival
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On the marquis for the Crystal Coast Civic Center Morehead City NC
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