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Author: Sign Page 43
Do not use while sleeping.
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Signs
On a Myer hairdryer
ON THIS SITE STOOD A Local Market Bankrupted By the Monopolistic, Make-it-Cheaper-In-China, Anti-Union Big Box Store Where You Shop – Education Department 2007
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Big Dick’s Halfway Inn Resort
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Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage
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Across the back of a garbage truck
Can’t Poop – Or Poop Too Much – We Can Help
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When This Sign Is Under Water, This Road Is Impassable
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On a Tennessee highway
BRITISH HAIRWAYS
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Name of an English hair salon
Boogieman Ate My Family – Spare Any Change For New Closet Door?
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Held by a panhandler
CAUTION – This Truck Contains Obama’s Stimulus Package
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On a septic service truck
Mom’s Back Door is Always Open
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CAUTION – Protruding Sign
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Broken sign protruding from a building
MOEVING SALE
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By a sidewalk
Heaven Is Full – Go Home
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Warning – This Machine Takes Your Money and Gives You Nothing in return.
and posted underneath
Just like my ex.
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TOUCHING WIRES CAUSES INSTANT DEATH – $200 FINE – Newcastle Tramway Authority
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Tired of the same old diet plans that don't work? Try this one!
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A billboard
Quality Inn – Se Habla Espanol Most of the Time
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Can UCLA?
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At a California Smog Station
Home of the Ho-Made Pies
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In Mt Carmel Junction Utah
Bait Sandwiches • LUCAS FOODS • Ice Gas
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THIS IS NOT A BIN
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On a bin
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