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Urinals Are Secured Until Further Notice

Caution – Hot Beverages – ARE HOT

Open 9 Days a Week

One shoe shined absolutely free.

Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven."

Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."

Brief Moments

Fire Alarm – Fire alarm sounds LIke: Whooop Whooop Whooop • Fire alarm looks like: white Flashing Stobe [sic]

Got Poop?

Do not use while sleeping.

You Shit It… We Get It

JUNK & DISORDERLY

Hungry Mother State Park

Elephants – Please Stay In Your Car

NOTICE • Ladies Under Repair. Use the On at the Pool side Area. By Management.

LONG DELAYS AT WORLD'S END

Enter Only – Do Not Exit – Do Not Enter – One Way

Soft Shoulder; Blind Curves – Steep Grade; Big Trucks – GOOD LUCK!

Open seven days a week and weekends.

On no account improvise as a fish aquarium.

Please Sit on a Towel if You are Nude. – No Bench Wiping is Allowed – Nobody Wants to Clean Your Crap off the Bench

Get A Brain! Morans