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Author: Sign Page 45
Urinals Are Secured Until Further Notice
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Signs
On a men’s room door
Caution – Hot Beverages – ARE HOT
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Signs
Open 9 Days a Week
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Signs
In a grocery store
One shoe shined absolutely free.
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Signs
At a shoe shine stand
Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven."
Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."
Sign
Signs
At a church
Brief Moments
Sign
Signs
Name of an English lingerie shop
Fire Alarm – Fire alarm sounds LIke: Whooop Whooop Whooop • Fire alarm looks like: white Flashing Stobe [sic]
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Signs
Got Poop?
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Signs
Franz Septic Pumping truck in Vermont
Do not use while sleeping.
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Signs
On a Myer hairdryer
You Shit It… We Get It
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Signs
On a sludge disposal truck in Pennsylvania
JUNK & DISORDERLY
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Signs
Name of a store in England
Hungry Mother State Park
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Signs
In Virginia
Elephants – Please Stay In Your Car
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Signs
In a safari park
NOTICE • Ladies Under Repair. Use the On at the Pool side Area. By Management.
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Signs
LONG DELAYS AT WORLD'S END
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Signs
Alongside a road
Enter Only – Do Not Exit – Do Not Enter – One Way
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Signs
All on one signpost
Soft Shoulder; Blind Curves – Steep Grade; Big Trucks – GOOD LUCK!
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Signs
Open seven days a week and weekends.
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Signs
In a restaurant
On no account improvise as a fish aquarium.
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Signs
Label on a blender
Please Sit on a Towel if You are Nude. – No Bench Wiping is Allowed – Nobody Wants to Clean Your Crap off the Bench
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Signs
At a health club
Get A Brain! Morans
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Signs
Man carrying a protest sign
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