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Please Don’t Flash the Octopus

Caution • This building may rotate without warning

80% Fresh – 100% All Beef Patties – $2.58 Lb.

Just a shade better.

Do Not Stand On the Turtle

Dick Cleaners and Drapery Service

Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we diet!

DANGER – Hazardous Fumes – Steep Cliffs – Rough Surface – Hot Lava – Flashlight Required After Dark

Curtains for You

Old Dogs – Young Dogs – Several Stupid Dogs – Please Drive Slowly

Drop Your Pants Here and You Will Receive Prompt Attention

Swingers Welcome – 36 Holes

For Old Dimes Sake

Hikers Should Allow For At Least 6 Hours Round Trip Hiking Time To Return Safely To This Point – Be Aware of Sunset Time. It Will Be Dark After Sunset

NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!

CHINA BUFFET – All you Can Eat – LAUNDROMAT

Do Not Activate With Wet Hands

Speed Limit Enforced by Sniper

Please do not eat.

We are Handicapped-Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will read the menu for you.

Tank Heaven For Little Grills