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Author: Sign Page 7
Tank Heaven For Little Grills
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Signs
At a propane filling station
DANGER – Hazardous Fumes – Steep Cliffs – Rough Surface – Hot Lava – Flashlight Required After Dark
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Signs
UFO UNIVERSITY
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Signs
On a building
HELP WANTED – All Shifts – We Pay More Then the NYPD
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Signs
At an Exxon station
Anyone Leaving Their Garments Here For More Than 30 Days Will Be Disposed Of
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In a dry cleaner's shop
No Parking Above This Sign
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Out Chopin
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On music teacher's door
Caution – Hot Beverages – ARE HOT
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SMITH and MOORE • CABINETMAKERS and UNDERTAKERS
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NOPCME (no p c me)
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A urologist's license plate
BUY ONE, GET ONE
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Village of Crestwood – English Is Our Language – No Excetions [sic] – Learn It – Mayor Chester Stranczek
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[sic]
Crestwood Illinois
Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.
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Signs
In a New England church
STOP – PLease Wait for Attendant – We Cannot Wash Any Grand-Ams
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At a car wash
Watch Out! Blind Man Driving!
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On a Venetian blind dealer’s car
HELP WANTED – Must Not Be Dead
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This Is a Mental Institution.
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At a school
FREE Mullet Removal
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Miscellaneous
Outside a barbershop in Elk River MN
Power to the People.
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Signs
At an electric company
Beaver Cleaners
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At a dry cleaners
We Repair What Your Husband Fixed
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Signs
On a plumber's truck
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