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Author: Sign Page 9
All cups leaving this store, rather full or empty, must be paid for.
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Signs
A sign in a convenience store in Hillsboro NH
NOPCME (no p c me)
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A urologist's license plate
The Best Way to Get Back on Your Feet – Miss a Car Payment
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At a car dealership
Lots for little.
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In a realtor's office
Parking For Drive-Thru Service Only
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Ask About Our Plans For Owning Your Home
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At a loan company office
Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring
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HARVEY PARK CHRISTIAN CHURCH – Disciples of Chris
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Live Artificial Trees
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Outside a gift shop
To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready.
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Signs
Notice in a doctor’s waiting room
CAUTION – Tomatoes →
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On a telephone pole
Why Go Elsewhere and Be Cheated When You Can Come Here
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Signs
In the window of an Oregon store
We go out on a limb for you.
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At a tree surgeon’s truck
Big Bang theory, you've got to be kidding. – God
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Outside a church
Customers Should Use Push Buttons to Open Automatic Doors
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B M U P
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Signs
Painted on road ahead of a speed bump
Our Best Is None Too Good
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On a delicatessen wall
One prick can ruin your life.
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A hospital sign warning of needle sticks
Yesterday’s Meals On Wheels
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On a septic truck
We ID everyone under 130.
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In a liquor store
Women Are Not Served Here… You Have To Bring Your Own
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At a restaurant
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