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Do Not Sit in Chairs Unless Using Them for Their Intended Use

Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we diet!

Miame Heat

Sleep with someone you know.

Welcome To – Arkansas – The Natural State – Home of President Bill Clinton In Compliance With Megan’s Law, The Above is a Known Sex Offender

UFO UNIVERSITY

If You Don't See What You're Looking For, You've Come To the Right Place

OFFICE CLOSED – When Office is Closed No Information Available

Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend

24 Minute Parking

CITGO • DIESEL • SANDWICHES HERE

Why Buy New Cars, When You Can Buy • A.B.USED CARS • in A NO HAGGLE – NO HASSLE CAR LOT

Service Department– Rates – $10/hour
If you watch – $15/hour
If you help – $20/hour

PLEASE Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals

WARNING – Fasten Bra Straps and Remove Dentures – Very Bumpy Road

Don't Sleep With a Drip – Call Your Plumber

Do NOT use restroom in trashcan!!

7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings

NO Senior Citizens Discounts. You Have Had Twice as Long to Get the Money

These rows reserved for parents with children.

FOUND – Gay dog – was crossing Dundas St. on Saturday, July 14th… won’t stop humping my dog! Please come get ‘em. Call 778-….