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Author: Sign Page 9
Do Not Sit in Chairs Unless Using Them for Their Intended Use
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Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we diet!
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At a weight-reduction business
Miame Heat
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On a counterfeit wheel cover
Sleep with someone you know.
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Seen on a Holiday Inn in Hyannis Massachusetts
Welcome To – Arkansas – The Natural State – Home of President Bill Clinton In Compliance With Megan’s Law, The Above is a Known Sex Offender
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Last line added underneath
UFO UNIVERSITY
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On a building
If You Don't See What You're Looking For, You've Come To the Right Place
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At an optometrist's office
OFFICE CLOSED – When Office is Closed No Information Available
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On an information office door
Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend
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24 Minute Parking
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Alongside a street
CITGO • DIESEL • SANDWICHES HERE
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Why Buy New Cars, When You Can Buy • A.B.USED CARS • in A NO HAGGLE – NO HASSLE CAR LOT
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Service Department– Rates – $10/hour
If you watch – $15/hour
If you help – $20/hour
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PLEASE Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals
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At a zoo
WARNING – Fasten Bra Straps and Remove Dentures – Very Bumpy Road
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Don't Sleep With a Drip – Call Your Plumber
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On trucks of a plumbing company in Pennsylvania
Do NOT use restroom in trashcan!!
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On a restroom hand dryer
7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings
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From a menu
NO Senior Citizens Discounts. You Have Had Twice as Long to Get the Money
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These rows reserved for parents with children.
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At a church
FOUND – Gay dog – was crossing Dundas St. on Saturday, July 14th… won’t stop humping my dog! Please come get ‘em. Call 778-….
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