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Author: Sign Page 9
Beware of Falling Deer: Leopards conceal their unfinished food in the tops of trees
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At an animal park
Now Hiring Now – Right Now We’re Hiring Now.
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Large banner outside a building
Homescholers for Perry
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Hungry Mother State Park
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In Virginia
Goat Guard Dog On Duty
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On a fence
Our Teachers Make a Differance
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[sic]
Outside a school
NOW HIRING / TWO FRENCH DIPS / FOR TWO DOLLARS.
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At an Arby's in North Bend WA
Remember the mane!
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At a hair salon
Unaccompanied Minors Must Be Picked Up at the Baggage Area Lower Level After 8:30 p.m.
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0% OFF • Select Items – Today
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Large banner hanging from a store
ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF.
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In a dry cleaner's window
TOUCHING WIRES CAUSES INSTANT DEATH – $200 FINE – Newcastle Tramway Authority
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WARNING – Do Not Hump – Humping this Bridge Has Caused Death and Permanent Injury
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Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
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In a Norwegian lounge
No Unauthorized Trespassing After Nine P.M.
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On the Franklin Massachusetts town common
Children Left Unattended Will Be Towed At Parents Expense
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CANDY 95… We're number one among those who say we're their favorite radio station!
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KNDE 95.1 FM College Station Texas
Austin Flowers
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Name of a flower store
Your Gardening Angel
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At a garden shop
HIGH PRICES!!
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A sign at a gas station called 'El Cheapo'
Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays
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