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Keyword: Abstinence

Abstinence makes the heart go wander.

Norman Whetzel
(1953 – ) American writer
Sex Abstinence

Abstinence makes the heart go wander.

Proverb
Sex Wordplay Abstinence

I’m a strict Catholic; this year I gave up abstinence for Lent.

Andrew Doyle
English writer & comedian
Beliefs Religion Sex Abstinence Catholic

Abstinence is a perversion.

Bill Maher
(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator
Sex Abstinence Perversions

It is not enough to be abstinent with other people, you also have to be abstinent alone; the Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery…. you can’t masturbate without lust!

Christine O'Donnell
(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)
Beliefs Misspokements Religion Sex Abstinence Masturbation

Abstinence is a good thing, but it should be practiced in moderation.

Anonymous
Sex Abstinence













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