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Keyword: Advice (Page 3)

Too often, people who want to offer sound advice give more sound than advice!

Alfred E. Neuman
fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Communication Intelligence Speech Advice

We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves.

Anonymous
Beliefs Opinion Advice

 If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.

Van Roy's Truism
Murphy’s Laws Advice

If people wanted your unsolicited advice, they’d ask for it.

Alfred E. Neuman
fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Beliefs Opinion Advice

The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son.

Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Beliefs Children Family Opinion Advice

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

Kierkegaard's Observation
Life Murphy’s Laws Time Advice

If you want to get rid of somebody, just tell him something for his own good.

Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Beliefs Opinion Advice
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