Keyword: At a church

I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It Then I Went to Hell

Most People Want To Serve God, But Only In An Advisory Capacity

Autumn Leaves, Jesus Doesn’t

Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.

Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven."

Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."

God’s Last Name Isn’t “Damn”!

Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams

The Best Vitamin For a Christian Is B1

Shock Your Mom – Go to Church

Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!

These rows reserved for parents with children.

Blessed are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape

Stop, Drop & Roll Does Not Work In Hell

Church Parking – Trespassers Will Be Baptised

Looking For A Sign From God? – This Is It.

Thursday night – Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

Sunday’s Message: Jesus Said, Bring Me That Ass

Searching For a New Look? Have Your Faith Lifted Here!

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

Our Church is Like Fudge – Sweet With a Few Nuts

UNITED METHODIST CHURCH– George St. at Livingston Ave, New Brunswick Church School Classes 9:30 am, Morning Worship 11:00 am – “WHIPS AND CHAINS AND WORSHIP” Maundy Thursday – April 13th