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Keyword: Atheism

Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.

Isaac Asimov
(1920 – 1992) American science and science fiction author & professor
Beliefs Religion Atheism Bible

The definition of an atheist in Alabama is a person who doesn’t believe in Bear Bryant.

Wally Butts
Georgia football coach
Beliefs Places Alabama Atheism Bear Bryant

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

George Carlin
(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Beliefs God Religion Atheism Organization Prophet

The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.

Anonymous
Beliefs Religion Sex Atheism Orgasm

A man can no more diminish God’s glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word ‘darkness’ on the walls of his cell.

C.S. Lewis
(1898 – 1963) Irish-born British novelist, literary critic & essayist
Beliefs God Atheism

I'm still an atheist, thank God.

Luis Buñuel
(1900 – 1983) Spanish filmmaker
Beliefs Religion Wordplay Atheism













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