Keyword: Blind

Love is blind… but marriage is the real eye-opener.

Emotions Love Marriage

Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in Britain if blind people were given pointed sticks?'

British comedian
Situations

If blind people wear dark glasses, why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
People Things

Two blind fellows walk into a wall…

(1968 – ) English comedian & actor
People Situations

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed are kings.

Proverbs

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned to death.


People

Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Emotions Love

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

(1533 – 1592) French writer
Marriage

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.

web cartoonist (Sheldon)
Communication Language