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Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

Activities Drugs Butter LSD

The chance of the bread falling with the butter side down is directly proportional to the value of the carpet.

Jennings' Corollary to the Law of Selective Gravity

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Bread Butter Carpet Value

You cannot tell for certain, ahead of time, which side of the bread to put the butter on.

Mrs. Murphy's Law of Perversity

Murphy’s Laws Bread Butter Choice

The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the roll.

Thiessen's Law of Gastronomy

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Butter

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

Murphy’s Laws Bread Butter

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Animals Cats Food/Drink Things Butter Toast

The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.

Anonymous Murphy’s Law

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Bread Butter