Keyword: Celebrity

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician

I don't want to get so famous to where the guy who shoots me becomes famous.

(1964 – ) American stand-up comedian

L.A. is so celebrity-conscious, there's a restaurant that only serves Jack Nicholson – and when he shows up, they tell him there'll be a ten-minute wait.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator

Any idiot can get laid when they’re famous… that’s easy… it’s getting laid when you’re not famous that takes some talent.

(1958 – ) American film & theater actor

When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.

(1969 – ) American actress, film director & producer

We used to have actresses trying to become stars; now we have stars trying to become actresses.

(1907 – 1989) English actor, director & producer

Authors want their names down in history; I want to keep the smoke coming out of the chimney.

(1918 – 2006) American writer

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

The final test of fame is to have a crazy person imagine he is you.

(1926 – ) film director, screenwriter, composer, comedian, actor & producer

I’m kind of jealous of the life I’m supposedly leading.

(1975 – ) actor, director, screenwriter & producer

Jack Benny's ability on the violin was legendary; everybody knew he had none.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

Give me two years, and I'll make her an overnight star.

(1891 – 1958) American president of Columbia Pictures & producer

People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what they've done.

(1923 – ) American quote & quip writer

One day you are a signature, next day you’re an autograph.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

Today’s public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can’t read them either.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

Fame loses a little of its cache when you have to tell people that you have it.

(1975 – ) English comedian, actor & writer

I performed for the U.S. troops in Guantanamo Bay, and signed autographs for people who’ve been gone from America for so long they didn’t realize that I’m not famous.

(1978 – ) American comedian & writer

Fame means absolutely nothing except a good table at a restaurant.

(1934 – ) English actress & occasional screenwriter

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for a star.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian