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Keyword: Chess

We played strip chess. She had me down to my shorts and I fainted from tension.

Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Activities TV/Movie Quotes As Victor Skakapopulis in “What’ s New Pussycat?” Chess

I was playing chess with my friend and he said ‘Let’s make this more interesting’ … so we stopped playing chess.

Matt Kirshen
(1980 – ) British comedian
Activities Games Chess

My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.

Dave Barry
(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Activities Games Chess

A friend of mine recently joked that his mobile phone will beat Magnus Carlsen; I said, ‘What are you talking about? My microwave could beat Magnus Carlsen.’

Nigel Short
(1965 – ) British chess grandmaster & chess writer
Activities Reviews/Criticism Chess

You’d play me chess, about which I don’t even know how to deal.

Archie Bunker
television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes Chess

Life’s too short for chess.

Henry James Byron
(1834 - 1884) - American born British dramatist & actor
Activities Games Life Time Chess

I like to play chess with bald men in the park, although it's hard to find 32 of them.

Emo Phillips
(1956 – ) American comedian
Activities Situations Chess

Jewish Chess Masters on Stamps

Felix Berkovich, Nathan Divinsky
Book Titles Chess Jewish Stamps













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