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Keyword: Competence

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare.

Daniel Moynihan
(1927 – 2003) American politician
Government Intelligence Competence

If you knew what you were doing, you'd probably be bored.

Fresco's Law
Murphy’s Laws Boredom Competence

When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.

Anonymous
Characteristics Intelligence Competence Neatness

If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.

Fresco's Discovery
Murphy’s Laws Boredom Competence

Perhaps the Congress could honor the 50th anniversary of FDR's death by observing a few minutes of competence.

Bob Lacey
(1946 – 2004) American comedian
Government Competence

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Dr. Laurence J. Peter
(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Appearance Characteristics Beauty Competence Contact lenses

Every employee begins at his level of competence.

Peter's Hidden Postulate According to Godin
Murphy’s Laws Work Competence Employees













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