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Keyword: Conceit

God, whom you doubtless remember as that quaint old subordinate of General Douglas MacArthur…

S.J. Perelman
(1904 – 1979) Jewish-American humorist, author & screenwriter
Insults Opinion Conceit General Douglas MacArthur

If you are riding a high horse, there ain’t no way to get down off it gracefully.

Anonymous
Characteristics Conceit Self importance

It’s God, I recognized him from Blake’s picture.

Robert Frost
(1874 – 1963) American poet
Insults Conceit Of painter William Blake

He would kill his own mother just so that he could use her skin to make a drum to beat his own praises.

Margot Asquith
(1864 –1945) Anglo-Scottish socialite, author & wit
Characteristics Insults Mothers About Winston Churchill Conceit

Edith Sitwell’s interest in art was largely confined to portraits of herself.

John Robert Fowles
(1926 – 2005) English novelist & essayist
Insults Conceit Edith Sitwell

A fan club is a group of people who tell an actor he is not alone in the way he feels about himself.

Jack Carson
(1910 – 1963) Canadian-born U.S.-based film actor
People Actors Conceit Fan clubs

He acts like he is 10 feet tall and bullet proof.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Conceit He's full of himself Other expressions













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