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Keyword: Conceit

If you are riding a high horse, there ain’t no way to get down off it gracefully.

Anonymous
Characteristics Conceit Self importance

Edith Sitwell’s interest in art was largely confined to portraits of herself.

John Robert Fowles
(1926 – 2005) English novelist & essayist
Insults Conceit Edith Sitwell

He acts like he is 10 feet tall and bullet proof.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Conceit He's full of himself Other expressions

It’s God, I recognized him from Blake’s picture.

Robert Frost
(1874 – 1963) American poet
Insults Conceit Of painter William Blake

God, whom you doubtless remember as that quaint old subordinate of General Douglas MacArthur…

S.J. Perelman
(1904 – 1979) Jewish-American humorist, author & screenwriter
Insults Opinion Conceit General Douglas MacArthur

He would kill his own mother just so that he could use her skin to make a drum to beat his own praises.

Margot Asquith
(1864 –1945) Anglo-Scottish socialite, author & wit
Characteristics Insults Mothers About Winston Churchill Conceit

A fan club is a group of people who tell an actor he is not alone in the way he feels about himself.

Jack Carson
(1910 – 1963) Canadian-born U.S.-based film actor
People Actors Conceit Fan clubs













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