Keyword: Cricket

Marshall's bowling with his head.

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Cricket is baseball on valium.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
Baseball Sports

Laird has been brought in to stand in the corner of the circle.

Australian cricketer & commentator
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It is a full house at the Eden Gardens. Today, Calcutta is celebrating the assassination of Mahatma Gandhi!

cricket commentator
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Oi, leave our flies alone, Jardine. They’re the only friends you’ve got here.

Stephen Gascoigne (1878 – 1942) Australian sports fan & heckler
Sports

Cricket: A game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity.

Definitions Sports

I always insist that my team be in bed before breakfast.

English cricketer
Sports

Neil Harvey, standing at leg slip with his legs wide apart, waiting for a tickle.

cricket announcer
Misspokements

Fast bowlers are quick. Just watch this – admittedly it is in slow motion.

Australian cricketer
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That’s cricket, Harry, you get these sort of things in boxing.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Boxing Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

Turner looks a bit shaky and unsteady, but I think he's going to bat on – one ball left.

Sports

The Queen's Park Oval -– as its name suggests, absolutely round!

cricket commentator
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Say, when do they begin?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Sports

Welcome to Worcester where we have just seen Barry Richards hit one of Basil D'Oliveira's balls clean out of the ground.

cricket announcer
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I wish you were a statue and I were a pigeon.

Stephen Gascoigne (1878 – 1942) Australian sports fan & heckler
Sports

Chappell just stood on his feet and smashed it to the boundary.

cricket commentator
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In the back of Hughes' mind must be the thought that he will dance down the piss and mitch one.


Sports Wordplay

There were no scores below single figures.

Australian cricketer & commentator
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His throw went absolutely nowhere near where it was going.

Australian cricketer & commentator
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I'll decide when to write my own obituary.

English cricketer
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You rejoin us at a very appropriate time – Ray Illingworth has just relieved himself at the pavilion end!

cricket announcer
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